The Adventures of Accordion Guy in the 21st Century

I’ll let the updated posting in Craigslist explain:

*******UPDATE PLEASE READ*******

Thank you for your interest in

“Melania: Twenty Days to History.”

We had an incredible response to this offer and were excited to provide true American Patriots the opportunity to attend the best documentary ever created while providing some much-needed relief for Biden’s economy.

However, due to widespread coverage and backlash surrounding this offer in the fake news media, counsel has advised us that proceeding would run afoul of campaign finance laws. Considering the funding of the film by Amazon, we were shocked to hear this, but cannot take the risk.

Therefore, we are unable to move forward. As usual, this is the fault of the lunatic left and their corrupt election laws. They HATE America and will do anything to destroy this country.

On the bright side, this incredible film is now SOLD OUT everywhere, with box office success like no one has EVER seen.

Melania is incredibly thankful for your support and as always, encourages you to BE BEST!

Please consider making contributions and buying goods offered on her site, https://www.melaniatrump.com/pages/be-best

Just one incredible example of a wonderful piece of jewelry for sale is available here:

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THANK YOU ALL!

Here’s a screen capture of the updated Craigslit Boston posting:

Trump and the MAGA crowd like to talk about “Soros-funded paid agitators,” partly because they can’t imagine anyone doing something out of a sense of civic duty or community, and partly because paying people to act as if they believe in a certain thing, even if they don’t actually believe in or endorse it, is just the way they operate.

So it should come as no surprise that they’re now paying people to watch the unwatched (and from some reviews, unwatchable) Melania film. Pictured above is a screenshot I took from Craigslist Boston at around 4 p.m. on Thursday, January 29th. (Here’s the link to the Craigslist ad.)

Here’s the thing, and this is me putting on my “developer relations” and “community building” hat:

The optics are poor, and there are better ways to “seed” an audience.

They could have easily just bought out the theatre, sent out invitations to pro-Trump groups, influencers, people in the area who are on their email/phone/texting lists, give out popcorn and soda for free, make it a party, and capture the entire thing on video.

Look, I know times are tough out there, so I’m not going to judge you if you’re in Boston and need the money. It’s also an opportunity to do hilarious things — I’ll leave those as an exercise for the reader.