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Photo courtesy of Ryland (who has the best sign generator site) and Miss Fipi Lele.
Update: Even more wrong — Hannah Montana Gummi Guitars. What were they thinking?
123 replies on “Gummi Lighthouses: When Candy Design Goes Terribly, Hilariously Wrong [Updated]”
Don’t eat too many, you’ll have to get your stomach pumped.
Oh my!
Imagining handing those out for Halloween!
They should of just stuck with gummy bears…
Oh man that’s a riot! So if you handle them too much does it turn into a Jolly Rancher?
You have to wonder how nobody at Mill Farm stopped and said, “hang on a minute…” Unless it’s all one big sick joke?
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Perhaps the manufacturer’s name is really MILF ArmÂŽ?
I understand those gummi Georgia O’Keefe miniatures didn’t go over too well, either.
Those would look awesome on my G.I. Joes…
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this…is THE gayest idea ever lmao!who makes gummi lighthouses? i mean..wth man
MMMmmmmmm Gummi Lighthouses. Is that light coming out of the top of the lighthouse? I bet those are delicious to put in your mouth! Do they melt in your mouth?
SUCK A BAG OF DICKS!!!!!!
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And their ad tagline is “What?”
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I’ve heard the recommendation “Eat a bag of dicks” before, but never so literally.
Comes in different flavors.
So? Whats the punch line ?
I dont get it ??
Whats wrong with a candy light house ?
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Made me gag! (Spit, not swallow…)
Is that a lighthouse in your pocket or are you just glad to see me?
Gummi Lighthouses: NSFW…
Who let this idea through?…
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I’m sure this is one of those things where the underling saw what the gummy implied when it popped out of the mold, but sent it right down on the conveyor belt thinking “Eh, no one will notice.”
Doesn’t look like a light house to me!!!!!!!!!!!!
ROFLOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Lynda C.
I’m mainly concerned with how many bags it would take to fill an average soup bowl? I know a few people who deserve such a gift.
You would think they would get people to look carefully at the design wouldn’t you.
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Make gr8 suppositories too?
I wonder is they will come out with the chocolate one next? Blondes love dark lighthouses.
Don’t handle them too much; you might get gummi all over yourself.
LLLLOOOLLL, very funny omg
Penis = Lingham = ‘wand of light’. Around and around it goes!
A friend of mine runs a daycare with the word Lighthouse in the title–I think she should start handing these out to prospective clients!
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I hate it when people try to explain the joke.
they look like little weenies!
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I’m gonna have to buy a couple bags and send to a few choice people.
Who wouldn’t want to eat a back of gummi #!%&?
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I am waiting for the Gummi clam.
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This is vulgarianism. I am reporting you to snopes.
Calling them gummi penises would have been, well, just too overt I suppose
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Good thing those aren’t hard candies…
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Hey, are those lighthouses circumcised or what?
Hmm, instead of Dick in a Box, it’s Dick in a Bag
gee they look like light houses on there side or am i missing something đ
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Whats the fuss light houses save seamen.
Gee, just exactly my size!
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Well I wish we got stuff like this in Texas, Wal-Mart should distribute these since nobody at Mill Farm or Christmas Tree Shops could see that they were making people pay 1.99 for a bag of colored dicks these would be what i bring to parties
either that look like a penis or uzi
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I live in Idaho. Where can I purchase the Lighthouse Gummi’s?
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Good thing those arenât hard candies⌔
strange thing is, when you suck on them they become hard candies…
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If you live in Texas you can buy Lighthouse Gummies at the Grapevine Mills Mall in Grapevine, TX. They sell them at the King of Sweets candy stand close to the Nike Factory Store.
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