In the online comic Achewood, Teodor and Ray are giving their friend Roast Beef -- the unhappiest geek on earth -- a Queer Eye for the Straight Guy-style makeover.

Beef isn't very pleased with the results, as you can see. Stereotypical geek response.

Personally, I think he looks like a badass:

Photo: 'Achewood's' Roast Beef comapred with Joey deVilla.

Lookin' good, Beef!