Wendy said "no" to this cake topper (first featured in this entry)...

Photo: Drunk groom wedding cake topper.
Not the ideal way to end the wedding reception.

...and I'll bet she'll turn down this one too:

Photo: Han Solo and Princess Leia wedding cake topper.
"I'd sooner kiss a wookie!" "I can arrange that."

I guess I can rule out the Anais Nin / Henry Miller cake topper too.