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213 things that Skippy is no longer allowed to do in the US Army [Updated]

by Joey deVilla on Mon 22 Mar 2004 01:12 PM EST | Permanent Link | Cosmos

Update: Fixed the broken link!

Sergeant Shawn Standford of Avalanche Company (Company A, 2nd Battalion, 103rd Armor, Pennsylvania Army National Guard) writes about a one SPC (that short for "Specialist") Schwarz, a.k.a. "Skippy" and his list of things that he is no longer allowed to do -- presumably, after having done them and being disciplined.

Apparently, one of the 213 things he is no longer allowed to do is to "Go to [Fort] Bragg boulevard and shake daddies little money maker for twenties stuffed into my undies."

If I ever have to assemble a crack team of misfits and goofballs whose mission is to save the world, Skippy's on my list.

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