-- Woody Allen, Crimes and Misdemeanors
Before I get to the actual subject matter, let me begin with an aside.
Last night at Kickass Karaoke, we spiced up our friend Erik's number. As he went onstage to perform The Vapors' 80's hit Turning Japanese, a half-dozen Asians (including me) formed a line behind him and stared him down in mock disapproval as he sang. It was a schtick that we played up for laughs, wehich we got in healthy amounts, and it was all in good fun.
We got even more laughs at the end of the number when I took the mic and said "Support your local Asian! We help you with your math homework and we keep the cell phone industry afloat!"
That bent. Quite well, I daresay. Keep the "Bent or broke?" question in mind as you read this.
Last week, while sifting through my "suspected to be junk" email folder, I found anonymous email pointing my attention to the now-infamous Details magazine piece from their April 2004 issue: Gay or Asian?, written by one Whitney McNally. Here's a scan of the page on which it appeared:
I've included the full text of the piece below, since the scan isn't at the highest quality setting and for the benefit of search engines:
GAY OR ASIAN?
1. DIOR SUNGLASSES: Subs as headband and amplifies inscrutable affect.
2. RYAN SEACREST HAIR: Shellacked spikes, just like that crazy cool Americaaaaaaaan!
3. DELICATE FEATURES: Refreshed by a cup of hot tea or a hot night of teabagging.
4. DOLCE & GABBANA SUEDE JACKET: Keeps the last samurai warm and buttoned tight on the battlefield.
5. WHITE T-SHIRT: V-neck nicely showcases sashimi-smooth chest. What other men visit salons to get, the Asian gene pool provides for free.
6. LADYBOY FINGERS: Soft and long. Perfect for both waxing on and wacing off, plucking the koto, or gripping the Kendo stick.
7. LOUIS VUITTON BAG: Don't be duped by ghetto knockoffs. Every queen deserves the real deal.
8. EVISU JEANS: $400. A bonsai ass requires delicate tending.
9. METALLIC SNEAKERS: When the Pink Lady takes the stage, nothing should be lost in translation.
My first thought was "Someone got paid to write this? I've seen better paper after wiping my ass."
(Even on a bad day and having drunk more than our fair share of beer, my buddy George and I were capable of far, far better back during our reign at Golden Words, the humour paper at Crazy Go Nuts University.)
Naturally, the piece has generated quite a bit of ire amongst various groups and associations of Asians and gays. In a Village Voice article, writer David Ng has suggested next month's issue should feature a piece titled Racist Bitch or Whitney McNally?. Others have voiced their displeasure, including:
- Organization of Chinese Americans
- Asian American Journalists Association
- National Association of Asian American Professionals
- Gay and Lesbian Alliance Against Defamation
- Korean American Coalition
- Chicago Lambdas (Wow, how offensive do you have to be to offend a fraternity?)
These groups are taking offense largely because it's yet another
incident of the demasculinization of Asian men in popular culture
(there's been much agonizing over this).
In the movies, the white hero and the black hero get at least one
make-out scene with the girl, but never the Asian guy. He fills a certain small set of roles, and that's about it. Just check any
made-in-Hollywood movie where Jackie, Jet or Yun-Fat is the hero. As best as I can recall, the Asian guy didn't visibly get the girl in an American movie until Dragon.
I'll admit that Gedde Watanabe's "Long Duk Dong" from Sixteen Candles -- a movie that pre-dates Dragon by nearly a decade -- did end up picking Joan Cusack, but he's part of that unsexy Asian guy stereotype, a tradition carried on today by that bozo, William Hung, who's not helping matters.
I am doing my part to change this image, but I'm just one man!
Tak Toyoshima, artist behind the comic Secret Asian Man, has come up with this response:
Others are responding a little more directly. There's a protest
scheduled for Friday, April 16th at 12:00 noon outside the offices of
Details (7 West 34th Street -- at 5th Avenue); details (hah!) are
available here.
Not everyone in the Asian-American media is up in arms. Here's a snippet from the New York Observer:
"Probably tens of thousands of Asian people bought Details because this came out," said Erik Nakamura, editor of Giant Robot magazine. The item itself, Mr. Nakamura said, scarcely seems worth the trouble. "The ‘Gay-or-Something’ joke is getting old anyway," he noted. Like Shaquille O’Neal spouting ching-chong gibberish at Yao Ming, "they’re just guilty of making a crummy joke."
Office phone:
Google Talk:
I don't read Details. Not a fault of the magazine. I just can't subscribe to any magazines right now. I've never met Whitney McNally. I couldn't tell you what race she belongs too. For me it doesn't matter. She talks like a racist. I don't care what skin color she has.
I did a quick search on her though. It seems in August 2003 she had an article that was described like this: "Whitney McNally dissects gays and guidos, claiming that the Italian stallion and Chelsea boy are indistinguishable. (p. 32)"
Where was the outroar then? Did I miss the marches? The blog entries?
Still, I agree she "broke it" with the April caption. When you protest her actions and those of her editors please remember that she doesn't represent a race, gender or a sexuality. She is one human, racist.
Chuck Welch
There are a number of blog entries referring to this; I haven't got time to point them all out, but here's Min Jung Kim's take; more can be found in this Google search on "Gay or Asian?".
The march hasn't taken place yet; it's scheduled for this Friday. Here's a petition, and someone's started a Yahoo! group.
i really think that such behaviour is almost accepted throughout mainstream culture - as evidenced through films, tv, magazines, etc.
How did this even get published? Did editors at Details think it would be funny?
--Jen
i really think that such behaviour is almost accepted throughout mainstream culture - as evidenced through films, tv, magazines, etc.
How did this even get published? Did editors at Details think it would be funny?
--Jen
Please pardon my poorly constructed 10:41am comment. When I spoke of blog entries and marches I was speaking about McNally's August 2003 Details page -- [where she (evidently) wrote something like "Gay or Guido?"] I wondered if there were blog protests and marches back in August 2003. I don't remember any.
Well, its not really a likeness, I don't wear those shoes or have a muzzy, but the rests just about right. (except its a perlmongers t-shirt!)
Ed GrimleyClay Aiken, on the other hand, had to wait until the show's end to get a record deal and go touring.The fact that people from India also consider themselves Asians is also relatively recent news to me.
It's not like I had little exposure to books and newspapers as a kid or an adult; but I think it's an example of how little information there is in the mainstream media of the US that unless you specifically go looking for it, you won't find much of it, and thus, like me, you can remain ignorant until embarrassingly late in life.
I am a white woman living in the Midwest, and although the article made alot of sense to me, the comic drove it home. It took both his article and the comic for the point to sink in. I have no Asian or Gay neighbors or peers so I do not have a clue where the lines between humor and hurt lie. The article explained that, "there's been much agonizing over this". I did not know that. Still, I didn't understand how such trite satire could make people suffer. That's where the comic brought the message home. That guy is my neighbors and many of my peers. My modular home has been called a trailer or "double-wide" and I flinch and correct. Like my neighbors and peers, I am overweight, wear "bargain", comfortable clothes, and my hair-care regime consists of washing, conditioning, and air-drying. Although I found the comic trite and somewhat humorous, it also made me a little self-conscious. THAT WAS THE POINT, to help people like me identify and understand. I'm NOT that guy, like most Asians and Gays are also not that guy, but it managed to sting me, and I'm in the overwhelming majority.
So GOOD JOB, Mr. deVilla. Now I understand. My only suggestion is that the comic be reworded to leave out the profanities so it can be more widely distributed.