My co-worker Guile (who, like me, occupies Centerville on the political map) has the best line about the Liberal Party of Canada:

"I think the Liberals need to take a time out, stand in the corner and think about what they've done."

He's also come up with a great way for followers of the Canadian federal election to spend tonight: playing the Election Night Drinking Game.


Special advice to protest voters: If you must protest by spoiling your ballot, do it by voting for Ross Rader as your write-in candidate. Look at that trustworthy face:


Vote for Boss Ross: whaddaya gonna do, vote for the Green Party?