One job I'd hate to have right now: the PR wonk for the Conservative party who has to spin the photo below:


  It's as if Quentin Tarantino directed "Grumpy Old Men"! "Uh...we're great! Um...and..we're straight! And...uh...ah, screw it, rhyming slogans are for homos..." ** POW **

It appears on the front page of today's National Post and shows an unidentified (and unbalanced) Conservative supporter punching Bob Smyth, an activist from Canadians for Equal Marriage. Apparently Smyth was heckling Conservative party leader Stephen Harper during a speech and the supporter decided some smiting was in order.

The Toronto Star reports:

As Laurie Arron, 41, and Bob Smyth, 58, heckled the Tory leader during his speech, an unidentified senior citizen punched Smyth and attempted to hit him with a small wooden signpost.

Police ejected both Arron and Smyth and Harper said afterward that he regretted the tussle and wished that people would "treat each other respectfully."

Strangely enough, there's no mention of the police ejecting the guy who actually threw the punch. Good call, jackasses.