What sort of nut-job gives their kid the middle name "Hellion" (meaning "troublemaker")? Bruce Glover, that's who. Bruce Glover played one of the two creepiest guys who tried to kill James Bond: Mr. Wint, of Mr. Wint and Mr. Kidd, the creepy-geek assassins from Diamonds are Forever:

Photo: Mr. Wint from 'Diamonds are Forever.'   Photo: Mr. Kidd from 'Diamonds are Forever'. 
Mr. Wint and Mr. Kidd. Mr. Kidd is holding the "bombe surprise" from the end of the movie.

Here's the final video treat starring Crispin Glover: a video of the song Ben from the remake of the movie Willard [PG-13: no nudity, Disney-fied creepy, cleavage and rats, rats, rats!]. The video gets bonus marks from me for all-out surrealism, the lingerie girls and...yes...accordion!

In the original movie, the track was performed by Michael Jackson, so in the end, it's full creepy-freak celebrity-on-creepy-freak celebrity action!

 (I would so love to see Messrs. Jackson and Glover perform Ebony and Ivory. Wouldn't you?)

Click on the image below to go to the site with the videos, which are available in many sizes and in both QuickTime and Windows Media.

Photo: Still from Crispin Glover's video for 'Ben'.
"It's okay, dude. 'Hanging a rat' is a figure of speech."