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Because We Can't Get Enough of "Come Hither Bill"

by Joey deVilla on Fri 21 Jan 2005 12:04 AM EST | Permanent Link | Cosmos

Photo: Bill Gates reclining in a hotel room, proferring a rose.

"To quote Clippy: 'It looks like you're about to take your clothes off. Would you like some help?'"

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Re: Because We Can't Get Enough of "Come Hither Bill"

by PICxpert on Fri 21 Jan 2005 02:40 AM EST | Profile | Permanent Link

Incredible. You've scarred the internet!

Re: Re: Because We Can't Get Enough of "Come Hither Bill"

by Christie on Fri 21 Jan 2005 10:45 AM EST | Profile | Permanent Link

The possibilities are endless with these images...

Re: Re: Because We Can't Get Enough of "Come Hither Bill"

by Anonymous on Fri 21 Jan 2005 07:58 PM EST | Permanent Link

I believe the correct term is "ruined". He ruined the internet.

I didn't even think that that was possible.

Wow, Joey!

by Betsy_Devine on Fri 21 Jan 2005 11:10 AM EST | Profile | Permanent Link

Let's all be glad he went with Microsoft Windows instead of Microsoft Beds (TM). Where do you want to go today?

Re: Because We Can't Get Enough of "Come Hither Bill"

by Postmodern Sass on Fri 21 Jan 2005 02:49 PM EST | Profile | Permanent Link

Please... stop... please...

Re: Because We Can't Get Enough of "Come Hither Bill"

by Dave Polaschek on Sat 22 Jan 2005 03:49 AM EST | Profile | Permanent Link

Dude. Sick. Wrong. Bad. Ugh.

I have to go eat White Castle to cleanse myself now.

Re: Because We Can't Get Enough of "Come Hither Bill"

by Anonymous on Sat 22 Jan 2005 01:33 PM EST | Permanent Link

Well, I am disappointed with you. Last week I committed an outrageous rant against not only the cinematic arts but indeed against the whole of humanity, hoping to at least provoke some angry justification for film or for happy communion with normal people or whatever. I was begging for a brilliant demolition. At the end of my column I asked readers to explain to me what was attractive about the movie-going experience. I thought I knew pretty well what the answers would be (in fact, I will list my expected arguments below, if you won't do it for me).

Re: Re: Because We Can't Get Enough of "Come Hither Bill"

by Joey deVilla on Mon 24 Jan 2005 03:48 PM EST | Profile | Permanent Link

Sorry, fella, but I've been quite busy, what with a lot of extra work at theoffice (including a change of desks) and a weekend trip to Boston, where the snowstorm has delayed my return flight.

There's also the matter of having a real job.

But I promise, comments soon!

Re: Because We Can't Get Enough of "Come Hither Bill"

by Donna Wentworth on Sun 23 Jan 2005 03:58 PM EST | Profile | Permanent Link

Oh heavens. This is the funniest/scariest thing I've seen in weeks and weeks. Thank you.

Re: Because We Can't Get Enough of "Come Hither Bill"

by Sarah M. on Sun 23 Jan 2005 07:54 PM EST | Profile | Permanent Link

So I guess I'm the only one who finds these pictures kind of sexy? Nerds are hot.

-- Sarah Marchildon

Re: Re: Because We Can't Get Enough of "Come Hither Bill"

by Anonymous on Tue 25 Jan 2005 12:16 AM EST | Permanent Link

You're not the only one. He's rather cute.
-Nancy

Re: Because We Can't Get Enough of "Come Hither Bill"

by Richard on Mon 24 Jan 2005 12:58 PM EST | Profile | Permanent Link

On a different note: You probably get a kick out of this one

http://www.culturedeluxe.co.uk/audio/50%20Bluebells.mp3

It's a fake - look closely

by Anonymous on Mon 24 Jan 2005 01:50 PM EST | Permanent Link

It really is - look at the shadow and the lighting. Sorry folks, but I think someone spent time on doing this.

OMG - even worse - somebody put *love* into this!!!

Re: It's a fake - look closely

by PICxpert on Mon 24 Jan 2005 09:20 PM EST | Profile | Permanent Link

Of course it's a fake - but it's still damned funny

Re: Because We Can't Get Enough of "Come Hither Bill"

by Angie on Mon 31 Jan 2005 06:05 PM EST | Profile | Permanent Link

LOL
Thanks! I needed more material for my nightly activities. (grins)

J/K!!!!!

Tina Hatson

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