Pictured above is my primary means of getting about Accordion City, the Scorpion King. For getting to and from work as well as travel within the core of Accordion City that doesn't require me to carry large parcels, a bicycle is by far the most cost- and time-efficient means of getting around. It's also non-polluting and a good way to burn off some excess calories.

I suppose I could ride one of those "city bikes" or "urban hybrids" that everyone seems to go for these days. They're essentially mountain-bike-ish designs tweaked for city use, and were I the sort of person trying to shave seconds off my trips, I'd probably get one. However, there's a certain charm to the old 1950's style "cruisers" that other bikes lack, and having fenders and a chain guard allows me to dress nicely and bike at the same time. I'm not a stickler for authencity; I prefer cruisers with hand brakes and gears over the no-gear versions with coaster brakes that serious cruiser aficionados go for.

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While my bike is my means of transporting myself to and from my workplace, for some, it is their workplace. Frank Duff is one person who works on his bike. In September 2003 -- roughly around the time I left independent contract work to accept a full-time job at Tucows -- Duff left the world of programming to become a full-time bike courier:

There are a number of reasons why the courier life was particularly attractive to this budding young programmer. Part of it was of course standard Office Space fantasy. But there was more. Gibson and Stephenson had taught me that the messenger, the mailman, was a vital romantic figure. The soldier of the information age.

And I won't pretend that I was blind to the fact that, in this urban world, the devil-may-care deliverator is something of a sex symbol.

And besides, I liked to ride. I loved it.

In A Coder in Courierland, Duff writes about why he chose to leave the "in the mind" world of computer programming and go into the "in the body" world of the bike couriers.

My street musician hobby has given me insights into Accordion City and the people on its streets that otherwise would've escaped my notice. Duff seems to have had the same experience as a courier:

And couriering will teach you to know your city in ways you never imagined. I have always loved Toronto, but if you will forgive the metaphor, I feel that my relationship has transitioned from that of a secret admirer to that of a lover. I can call up at will the most intimate details of the financial core and of various tendrils extending therefrom.

You will develop a camaraderie with the other peoples of the street. You will find yourself exchanging knowing nods with hot dog vendors and buskers. Even mailmen and FedEx drivers (with whom couriers share a mutual conviction that each's job is superior to the other's) become your brothers and sisters of sorts.

He's also discovered the power of street cred:

And yes, if you have even the slightest bit of charm, you will have plenty of opportunity to pick up hot receptionists.

Being a bike courier isn't a job for everyone. It's hazardous work; there are a lot of car drivers out there who think that bikes don't belong on the road and many more who just have no idea how to share the road with cyclists. It can be unpleasant biking all day when it's 20 degrees below freezing. It also doesn't pay terribly well. He says that it worked out to CAD$7.00 an hour when he started out; I made more than that selling sno-cones in high school, and that was in 1985 dollars. This must've been a drastic change from the paycheque he was collecting as a programmer.

In spite of all the drawbacks, I must credit Duff with taking a chance and seeing if he was really doing what he wanted to do. I've always said that if you're going to spend half your waking life doing something, it shouldn't be something you hate or dread.