Photo: David Hasselhoff holding two golden retriever puppies.
How can you fear this man? PUPPIES TRUST HIM! PUPPIES!

[via Metafilter, via cheesedip] I have a friend who is trying to get over her fear of David Hasselhoff. I try to help wherever I can, and here's the next part of the cure: The Hoff Calendar [543K, Microsoft Word Document, enclosure], a 2005 calendar with a different David Hasselhoff picture for each month.

If this doesn't cure her, I don't know what will.