A couple of Fridays ago, after doing the opening stand-up act for Peril from Beyond Space, I joined Scott Watkins and company at a restaurant/bar across the street. There, I noticed something unusual about the label on the bottle of Heinz ketchup that was sitting on the table...

Photo: Unusual label for Heinz ketchup: 'Hides grill marks'.

"Hides grill marks?" Since when were grill marks unsightly?