This Archie comic is even more unintentionally hilarious that the old Batman comic that kept using the word "boner" over and over:

Photo: Cover of an old 'Archie' comic with an unfortunate double-entendre.
They're beat off, all right: disoriented and blind in one eye!


If Xeni Jardin, BoingBoing's queen of all matters related to rumpy-pumpy doesn't link to this, I shall be severely disappointed. And then I'll have to "beat off" the blues.