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The Ridiculous Star Trek “Nazi Planet” Episode

Kirk and Spock as a film crew in the “Nazi Episode” of the original “Star Trek” series

Please bear with me: I'm going to start with a Star Trek reference.

Let me recap the original Star Trek series episode Patterns of Force (a.k.a. "The Nazi Planet Episode") . In this episode, the Enterprise is dispatched to search for John Gill, a prominent Federation historian who has disappeared on the planet Ekos whose society he was researching. Our heroes arrive on the planet and discover that it's run by Nazis, and that the historian they're searching for has installed himself as the Fuhrer.

After much adventuring, they discover that although Gill appeared to be the leader of this brutal and warlike society, he had become the drugged puppet of his deputy, a native of the planet with an ambition to become its supreme ruler. Kirk, Spock and McCoy defeat the deputy Fuhrer, and Gill confesses that his original intent was to help the planet's society evolve from its backward anarchic state into a functioning civilization. His plan: model the Ekosians after what he thought was the "most efficient system the Earth ever knew", the Nazis.

The premise of this episode always struck me as ridiculous. How could a respected historian (I'm assuming he's respected, as they've sent the Federation's flagship to go looking for him) ever come to the conclusion that he could fix a broken society by modelling them after the Nazis?

How could anyone think that a society that mimicked the Nazis down to the last detail -- the swastikas, uniforms, SS, the "sieg heil" salute, technology, fascism, the obsession with order and a leader called "The Fuhrer" -- would not end up duplicating the brutal, threatening and hateful aspects as well? Where did this guy get his history degree?

The Ridiculous MeanKids.org and Bob's Yer Uncle Websites

It started with a debate over at Tara Hunt's HorsePigCow blog in the comments for her More on Higher Purpose post. Some of the commenters who took issue with the thesis of Tara's post -- really, people, what's wrong with having a higher purpose? -- were getting out of hand, and Tara exercised her right to delete those comments. "They remind me of the mean kids in high school who used to draw pictures of me with zits all over and laugh at my expense," she wrote.

Inspired by Tara's reference to "mean kids", Frank Paynter created MeanKids.org, where people who had a bone to pick with the current darlings of the tech blogsphere -- Tara, Kathy Sierra, Maryam and Robert Scoble -- could comment freely. It was meant to be, as Frank would end up writing in his online apology, "purposeful anarchy. I thought the people at MeanKids would create art and criticism, pointed and insulting satire".

It's a statement that's as accurate as "The Hell's Angels is a social club for motorcycle enthusiasts."

Poster for the movie 'Mean Girls'.

MeanKids.org -- don't bother trying to visit; it's been taken down -- was a real-life online version of the "Burn Book" from the movie Mean Girls, a book in which the Plastics (the clique of mean-but-popular girls) write nasty things about everyone in school.

On MeanKids.org's dismantling, Frank writes:

Misogynistic postings at MeanKids.org led me to try to moderate, but indeed the group there was of the “You Own Your Own Words” tradition, so moderating or central editorial control wouldn’t work. I tore the site down.

Feeling a need to keep the online "Burn Book" going, Chris Locke wrote in an incredibly obnoxious, ungentlemanly and self-congratulatory blog post that he created Bob's Yer Uncle. The mean kids migrated there, and that's where the really nasty stuff about Kathy Sierra appeared.

Here's Where it All Comes Together

John Gill's mistake -- fixing a problem by following a terrible example -- was repeated by Frank Paynter.

In creating MeanKids.org, Frank created a little online space that mimicked a high school "Burn book".

And like John Gill, Frank got supplanted by a cartoonishly vicious, amoral deputy who took his idea and ran even further with it.

How could anyone think that a society that mimicked high school down to the last details -- the put-downs, smack-talk from a safe distance and encouragement of adolescent behaviour -- would not end up duplicating the brutal, threatening and hateful aspects as well? Where did this guy get his life experience?

I no longer think that the premise behind the Star Trek "Nazi Planet" episode is as ridiculous as I once thought.