I Think I’m Unclothed Now

Former kiddie-pop star Tiffany is posing nude in Playboy. She’s 30 now and has a personal relationship with Jesus.

(Mind you, Jesus hung out with a woman said to be a ho and longshoremen, so the Tiffster — socially speaking — is a step up.)

I’m more of a Debbie “Call me Deborah” Gibson kind of guy myself.

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