This Sort of Thing is Precisely Why I Took Up the Accordion

Someone sent me this clipping from the Eugene Weekly’s personals:

Studio of Unfine Art.

You: lanky dork behind counter.

Me: dark hair stray looking at your accordion.

Want to find bigfoot together?

Sounds like my kind of girl and my kind of date. You bring the sasquatch bait, I’ll bring the mazola.

Joey deVilla

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