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National Day of Prayer

President Bush declared yesterday, May 2nd, a national day of prayer. I’d like to leave a reminder for you holier-than thou types, from your own instruction manual:

Matthew, Chapter 6:

5 “And when praying, you must not be like the hypocrites. They are fond of standing and praying in the synagogues or at the corners of the wider streets, in order that men may see them. I solemnly tell you that they already have their reward.

6 But you, whenever you pray, go into your own room and shut the door: then pray to your Father who is in secret, and your Father — He who sees in secret — will recompense you.

7 “And when praying, do not use needless repetitions as the Gentiles do, for they expect to be listened to because of their multitude of words.

8 Do not, however, imitate them; for your Father knows what things you need before ever you ask Him.

See? I was paying attention in Sunday school.

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The first one’s free

(In The Happiest Geek on Earth)

The geek equivalent of the “Today, I ate a cheese sandwich” post: Today, I installed some trial/”lite” IDEs.

Read it here.

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Wrist PDA! Bobo want!

Fossil, the company that makes big retro-funky and chunky digital watches, has come up with a wrist PDA. Here it is:

This wrist PDA uses infra-red beaming to communicate with your PalmOS device and download the databases from the Address Book, Date Book, To Do List and Memo Pad applications. Then you can leave that bulky ol’ PDA at home and still be able to have your information with you. Handy for clubbing, swimming (it’s water-resistant to thirty metres, should you want to check your to-do lists while snorkel-fishing) or if you’re one of those guys who’s already loaded down with way too many damned devices.

It sells for US$145.00 at the Fossil site. Feel free to buy me one.

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New blog

I’ve decided to go ahead and create a new blog, The Happiest Geek on Earth. The first posting, which summarizes the differences between my work environment six months ago and now, is here.

I’m not actually planning on increasing the amount of blogging I do; I think I do more than enough already. Instead, it’s just a way for me to keep things from getting too tech-heavy for what really is a “slice of life” kind of journal. The rule of thumb will be that anything more about programming in Happiest Geek and the rest goes into AccordionGuy. Some stories are going to straddle the line between “slice-of-life” and programming (for example, today’s post); in those cases, I’ll make a judgement call. You won’t miss a thing if decide to bookmark only this blog; since I consider The Adventures of AccordionGuy in the 21st Century to be the “main” blog, I’ll post a link to any Happiest Geek postings here.

As for the title of the blog, I’ve got to hand it to Cory Doctorow for coming up with that one. He’s often used it to descri himself, and he recently used it to describe me. I thought it was a fitting title for the blog, and since I couldn’t think of any decent titles (“Actually, AccordionGuy does have a day job”, “Yet another goddamned programmer’s soapbox for bitching”, “Reading this blog is like pissing in OpenCola’s mouth”), I went with that one.

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Radio silence

Internet radio stations aren’t broadcasting today. It’s their “mayday” (pun intended) to the public. In three weeks, the Librarian of Congress will announce whether or not they have decided to follow the CARP (Copyright Arbitration Royalty Panel) recommendations for unfairly high royalty rates and draconian listener-tracking. In case you were wondering, the people behind CARP were the RIAA and the record companies, who’d love nothing better than to make it prohibitively expensive to start an independent Internet radio station. That would clear the way for the record companies to provide you with subscription-based services, allowing them to charge you several times for the same music.

Want details? Check out SaveInternetRadio.org.

For the love of music, please act quickly.

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Big Karma sticks it to Big Content™

Back in February, I wrote about a speech made by NARAS President and CEO Michael Greene entitled The Insidious Virus of Illegal Music Downloading. In this speech, which was delivered at the Grammy Awards, he blamed file-sharing for the music industry’s woes and stepped into the realm of crazed hyperbole when he called the matter of file sharing a life-and-death issue. You might also remember that I had this little message for Greene:

Mr. Greene, I respectfully suggest that you stop harassing the customers, and while you’re at it, stop harassing your own executives too.

Good news, kids. Greene’s out of a job, having stepped down from his position in disgrace.

First, there’s the matter of the sexual harassment settlement, for which a female employee of Greene’s was paid $650,000 rather than face a potentially damaging lawsuit. Six other women in his employ have filed similar complaints, and some of these cases have alos been settled out of court.

Then there’s the MusiCares scandal. MusiCares is a classic “aren’t we wonderful people?” project. Its purpose is to provide medical and financial help for ailing or indigent musicians. The problem is that only 10% of the money raised actually went to ailing and indigent musicians. The rest of the money seems to have gone to “other expenses”. The Los Angeles Times did a story on this fiasco that led to both a suit by NARAS against the Times and an IRS investigation. In light of the pious “we’re trying to help the musicians and you file-sharers are robbing them” stance, this is downright hypocritical.

I think a little schadenfreude is in order here. Let’s dance around a Maypole and pray that Hillary Rosen gets caught in a very embarassing “Mardi Gras Girls Gone Wild With Barnyard Animals” video.

Good riddance.

Recommended Reading

CNN: Grammy Boss Resigns Amid Controversy

E! Online News: Grammy Boss Resigns

MediaLife Magazine: Grammy-meister is goosed out

Los Angeles Times: Grammy in Transition After Greene Resigns, Greene Out As President of Grammys and Grammy Chief’s Pay: $1.5 million.

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Three Years Ago Today…

On Saturday, May 1st, 1999, I took the accordion out and played it in public for the first time. I soon discovered that I could wear it like a backpack when I wasn’t playing it, which made it convenient to take whereever I went. That in turn led me to discover that interesting things happen when you carry an accordion around on your back. Life hasn’t been the same since.

I’ve got two accordions — the original, a Titano two-reed student model, which I call the “Street Accordion” and a Crucianelli three-reeder, which is the “Club Accordion”, which I bought in November 2000. The Street Accordion is the better-travelled of the two, having accompanied me to New York City, Burning Man, San Francisco, L.A. and Prague. The Club Accordion’s been to San Francisco.

Here are some notable things people have said to me:

  • Can you actually play that?
  • Is that heavy?
  • It’s my birthday. Can you play Happy Birthday for me?
  • I’ll give you 20 bucks if you can play In-A-Gadda-Da-Vida
  • I’ve never seen an Asian guy play an accordion before.
  • My Dad plays the accordion! (Usually a woman says this. I think it’s some kind of Elektra complex thing, which is good.)
  • That’s such a cool…what do you call that instrument?
  • I run a software company. Would you like a job? (I’ve been asked this at least a dozen times.)
  • (while pressing the keys when I’m not squeezing it) Howcum it’s not making any sound?

I thought I’d post the all-time-best accordion picture in my collection in honour of this event. It doesn’t have me in it, but it does have the accordion:

Thanks to everyone who took part in my accordion adventures. I’m certainly planning on having more.