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Wonder Twin powers, activate!

I’m a too little busy to write up something right now, but I thought I’d at least point you to today’s Penny Arcade comic, which is the funniest one in a very long time:

So wrong it’s right.

May I also suggest Seanbaby’s high-larious writeup of the Wonder Twins (as well as the rest of the Super Friends), or the story about the upcoming Wonder Twins movie? (It seems they’re thinking of Christina Ricci as ‘Jayna’ and the guy who plays ‘Xander’ on Buffy The Vampire Slayer as ‘Zan’.)

I think an ironic film about the perennial wanna-bes, Wendy, Marvin and Wonder Dog would make a better movie.

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What’s my age again?

I’m 34, I look as if I’m in my late 20’s, and according to this test, my mental age is…

20

I act like I’m 20.
This test was brought to you by Mel – mostly…. Take it here.

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Photo of the week

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A mess of Happiest Geek entries

Just in case you’ve forgotten that tech stuff goes in the other blog

Here they are, from earliest to latest:

The next “considered harmful”

Hittin’ the books

Fatherly advice

Back in Black

Succinctness considered harmful

Ghetto stylee

PalmOS demo programming contest

Let’s drop a bomb on the MPAA

Hump day news

“Considered harmful” considered harmful

Thursday news roundup

The secret shame of TEH LUN1X

Ted rants, Quinn responds, I sound wise

In praise of ghetto languages

Are my notes the best, or what?

And today’s entry…

Monday news: Microsoft introduces the F# programming language, DevX talks reductionism, PostgreSQL on Mac OS X and Python.

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Pixies memories

It’s early December 1992almost ten years ago! — and I’m in my girlfriend’s residence (to my American friends, a “residence” is what you call a “dorm”) room. We’re both studying for our fall term finals. I’m hanging out at her place — partially because it’s still very early in the relationship and we can’t get enough of each other, and partially because my other two housemates are exes, and one of them might’ve brought a boy home. I’m up for some boy-girl drama tonight, but not the kind that might be taking place at my flat.

This building — Waldron Tower, a.k.a. “Wally World” — was built in the 1970’s, so it’s a combination of ugly and unergonomic. The hallway layout doesn’t make any sense and the rooms are tiny. The only advantages they have over the other, larger residences room on campus is that this building’s rooms have lots of electrical outlets and their own sinks. A large Marc Chagall poster (her favourite artist at the time) and a few souvenirs of her trip to Europe that summer (her first trip overseas) cover the wall above her bed. The room is covered with Post-It Notes with Cyrillic writing on them; labelling objects is her way of building her vocabulary for her Russian class. In the corner of the room is her ghetto blaster, which is tuned to the only decent radio station in town, the university-run CFRC. Rob Bolton, who now is one of the people behind Global Pop Conspiracy, is on the air.

I’m lying on the bed, furiously writing down key information for my computer networks bring-any-handwritten-notes final (I still have those notes; you can see them here). She’s at her desk, cramming for her Russian exam. After putting the finishing touches on my notes on the 7 layers of the OSI network model, I pick up the phone and call the radio station to make a request. “It’s for me and a fray-end“, I say, using the then-current country-twang slang term for person with whom you’re going out, but not quite ready to label as ‘girlfriend’. Truth be told, I was ready to use the term almost from the get-go; I just didn’t want to scare her off. Rob, hipster DJ that he is (even in spite of adopting the now regrettable sobriquet “DJ Rave”), understands.

I suggest that she find out how to write “stud muffin” in Russian on a Post-It Note and affix it to me. I get a smack on the back of the head, followed closely by a peck on the cheek. She scribbles “XOXOXO” in the margins of one of my pristine notes. Normally, this is a capital crime in my books, but coming from her, it doesn’t bother me a bit. Days later, I’ll see this little note from her while writing my exam and smile; the combination of my good note-taking, studying and the boost from her scribbling will net me an “A”.

The song that’s playing on the radio comes to an end and Rob comes on.

“This is for Clark Hall Pub’s DJ Joey…and his fray-end,” he says, and Gouge Away comes on. I reach over for the ghetto blaster and turn up the volume a little.

This gets me another kiss, and I think to myself: it’s good to be the king.


Mena “Movable Type” Trott has a whole mess of memories associated with the Pixies’ album Doolittle (on which the track Gouge Away appears). Check it out.

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Attention Queen Street panhandlers

The “spare change for weed” signs were funny the first time. Now that you’ve all had them for a while, they’re no longer effective, and when last I checked, weed was not a basic necessity of life.

To the sour couple who complain whenever I play on the same block on which they’re panhandling:

  • I’m offering entertainment in exchange for money. What are you offering?
  • I give you and a lot of other panners a cut of my take out of kindness, not because there’s some kind of rule of the street that entitles you to some of my money because I’m raking in more than you, even if I have a place to call home.
  • Sulking and scowling isn’t a very good way to convince people to give you money.
  • Rather than whine about how street muscians are “taking all your money away from you”, why don’t you get a fucking job? You’re not missing any limbs, and other than an attitude problem, you don’t seem to have any mental difficulties. The sense of entitlement is tiresome coming from dot-commers, and doubly so coming from you.

(You might find it odd that I’m putting a message to panhandlers on the Web, but I know at least a half dozen who read this blog. With Internet cafes popping up all over the city and charging a measly CDN$3 per hour, even people without homes are getting online.)

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Overheard at a Bar

Dude 1: These two guys walk up to a whorehouse…

Dude 2: I like this joke already.