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Pubchalking

First, we had hobo symbols. Then, we have Matt Jones’ warchalking glyphs. And now…pubchalking!

EvilCoffee.org has a hilarious parody of warchalking symbols that may be useful to a larger segment of the population. These Pubchalking symbols that he’s come up with include glyphs that tell pubgoers things like “pool table missing essential parts” or “DJ playing Lady in Red over and over again.”. May I suggest that someone also come up with symbols for:

  • They don’t check for ID here.
  • Bathrooms are primarily snorting coke or K, not elimination.
  • Bathrooms are primarily for fornication, not elimination.
  • Guy-to-girl ratio is unpleasantly high here.
  • They’ve got wrestling on a big TV screen!
  • High salmonella-risk cuisine.
  • Cougars prowl here!
  • Bathrooms marked with archaic or cutesy terms like “witches” and “warlocks”…make sure you know which one you are!
  • The NTN trivia consoles here are defective
  • Bartender cannot make mixed drinks to save his life
  • Don’t date the staff…you’ll regret it.
  • Worst bathroom in Glasgow!

Start doodling!

Joey deVilla

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