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Take it from the biggest booty ho of them all: Slut School is the place to be on Friday

Slut School’s having another one of their DJ nights, this time at the I-V lounge, where they make some pretty nice martinis. If you’re in T-dot this Friday, this’ll be the place to git yo’ funk on. Take it from Funkmastah A-G, yo.

I’ll let the flyer do the talking first:

Photo: Flyer for Slut School's night, 'Big Booty Hoes and Sluts Too'. Background image looks like one of my friends with her top way unbuttoned. Very yummy looking breasts. Yessir. I should stop now. But I can't!

Slut School’s latest flyer. It’s so schweet, it’s makin’ me chubby!

The last Slut School night (which I covered here) was funkier than nineteen yards of chitlins with onions and sardines on the side! Da-yam!

Thankfully, Eva and the rest of the Slut School crew have seen fit to hold another Slut School night this Friday at the I-V lounge. It’s going by the name Big Booty Hoes and Sluts Too, which is unsurprisingly named after the DJ Assault number Big Booty Hoes (and Sluts Too). What Slut School lack in naming events, they more than make up for with the actual events themselves. DJs Fathom and Dig Doug (hah!) will be spinning an eclectic mix of funk, hip hop, new wave, heavy metal, electro, booty and soul.

The I-V Lounge is in a converted house across the street from the Art Gallery of Ontario (326 Dundas Street West, only a couple of blocks west of University Avenue and St. Patrick Station). It’s a cozy place and they make a pretty nice martini. The party starts at 10:00 p.m. and stretches into the night — it’ll become an after-hours event at 2:30 in the a.m..

Photo: Me at the last slut school, showing off my slut stamp.

Once more, with feeling! Me at the last Slut School event. Yeah, I showed this photo quite recently. I like it! So frickin’ sue me.

(You might also want to note that the fully air conditioned Casa Di AccordionGuy is crawling distance from the I-V lounge. Hint, hint.)

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