Stupid online comic of the month

Just in case you thought only “The Left” were masters of ham-fisted witless diatribes attempting to pass for humour, may I present The Leftersons (“America’s favorite liberal family!”). The Leftersons are a nuclear family of sorts — there’s an unnamed Mom and Dad, a daughter named Hillary, and a son named Stalin (Leftersons cartoonist Colin Hayes is probably still slapping his knee over that witty little gem). There’s also a goldfish who plays the double role of being the only sensible (read: extremely conservative) member of the family and Greek chorus as well as Stalin’s pal Tommy, a sensible (read: extremely conservative) African-American (well, Stalin calls him “African-American”, to which he replies “You mean black?”) whose role models include Clarence Thomas, Thomas Sowell and Dr. Tony Evans.

Hayes’ line-drawing style is pretty good, and he owes it to the fact that he’s been drawing since the age of four. The problem is that it looks as though his writing style is stuck at that age, as he goes straight for “Liberals are stoopid, just ’cause” angle rather than spelling out his case. Sir, I’ve read lots of P.J. O’Rourke, and you’re no P.J. O’Rourke.

Here’s a quick tour of some Leftersons strips:

• The obligatory “Liberals live for higher taxes” piece
• The obligatory “Liberals want to deny you your God-given right to bear arms” piece
• The obligatory “the NEA is all about the perverted arts” piece
• The obligatory “alternative fuel cars are for suckers” piece
• The obligatory 9/11 reference
• The obligatory July 4th piece
• The obligatory “Down with the U.N.” piece
• The obligatory “get off your lazy asses, you whiny liberals” piece
• The obligatory John Walker Lindh piece

If you really must read this nonsense, you can check cruise on down to the archive. Please remember that going there is your choice, and I take no responsibility for what happens afterwards.

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