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Calling anyone who can read Russian!

Could someone please translate this article from the Express Gazette? It’s about Helen Hunt, and it has a very odd photo [Warning: It may not be safe for work].

I’m certain that the translation will be nowhere nearly as entertaining as the stories I’m imagining, but I’d like to know what it says anyway.

Joey deVilla

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  • From http://babelfish.altavista.com

    Where Helen Hunt - always the notice

    photo caption

    HELEN: actress with the large merits

    14 October 2002

    On the past week the increased attention of public drew 39- summer actress Helen HUNT ("what they want woman"). This was caused the reasons, distant from the cinematography. Early in the morning Helen appeared on the beach of the California town of Garnets. Looked place on the soul, placed on the sand tennis slippers, box for the picnic and started to undress. There and began the most interesting. To happiness of vacationers, on the woman proved to be the subminiature shorts, whose success exceeded all expectations - to take a look to the golopopuyu film star gathered and was old and the Mladas. "So much people in the morning 4 here still never it saw", with the surprise commented event local habitue.

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