Two men say they’re Jesus, one of them must be wrong
— lyrics from Industrial Disease by Dire Straits
Me and The Dude. Hey, he turned water into Crown Royal, earning his place in history for the World’s Greatest Party Trick.
I know that the plastic Jesus figures (“with gliding action!”) are the all the rage, but if you’re considering buying me one for my birthday, don’t — I already have one.
I am, after all, a good Catholic boy.
[Thanks to Cory at BoingBoing for the link]