I already have a plastic saviour, thank you very much

Two men say they’re Jesus, one of them must be wrong

— lyrics from Industrial Disease by Dire Straits

I know that the plastic Jesus figures (“with gliding action!”) are the all the rage, but if you’re considering buying me one for my birthday, don’t — I already have one.

I am, after all, a good Catholic boy.

[Thanks to Cory at BoingBoing for the link]