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Last Day in the Demographic

Tomorrow is my 35th birthday, so today’s my last day in the “must-be-in” 18 to 34 demographic. Tomorrow, I will be invisible to the market research guys who’ve been following me around trying to sell me beer, cars or magazines, or asking questions like “smooth or chunky?”, “Britney or Christina?”, “Hives or Vines?”, “Aaron or Wes?” and “dom or sub?”. It’ll be nice not having those guys underfoot.

My friend, Nancy Miki doesn’t agree: she says I’ll always be in the 18 to 34 demographic. I’ll take that as a compliment.

Joey deVilla

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