That’s what Dean of Students Rooney says when he thinks he’s caught Ferris Bueller at the arcade.
It might have been what he said to the seventeen year-old boy with whom he was caught, too. Jeffrey Jones, the actor who played the nemesis of my personal hero Ferris Bueller, was arrested yesterday and charged with having sex with a minor and possession of kiddie porn.
As FARK put it: “No wonder Rooney wanted Ferris so bad.”
That TikTok wellness influencer is so close to getting it.
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