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Tired: Breast scarves. Wired: Butt skirts.

Debunked!

See this entry for details.

Take a look at this:

Photo: Japanese butt skirt.

No, it’s not a see-through skirt. Rather, it’s a regular skirt with an pretty realistic image of panties and legs silk-screened onto it.

It’s possible that these are Photoshopped fakes, but I also once thought that Japanese tentacle porn and the purchase of used girls’ underwear were urban legends.

Call me crazy, but this faux-peeping-tommery seems dirtier than actually seeing the woman nude. Maybe that’s the intent. These clothes do come from the land that brought you tentacle porn.

Photo: Japanese butt skirt.

My friend Josie sent me the photos yesterday; she got them from someone else. My apologies in advance to any Playboy editors who might be reading and want to buy the rights to these photos from me.

Photo: Japanese butt skirt.

According to the person who forwarded the mail to Josie, these skirts are “all the rage” in Japan. Didn’t I say that about the breast scarves too?

Photo: Japanese butt skirt.

Of course, these photos have probably cemented my reputation as the go-to guy for kinky Japanese fashion. It’s a cross I’ll learn to bear.

Photo: Japanese butt skirt.

What is it with the Japanese, anyway? Maybe’s it a crazy island empire thing.

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