Tired: Breast scarves. Wired: Butt skirts.

Debunked!

See this entry for details.

Take a look at this:

No, it’s not a see-through skirt. Rather, it’s a regular skirt with an pretty realistic image of panties and legs silk-screened onto it.

It’s possible that these are Photoshopped fakes, but I also once thought that Japanese tentacle porn and the purchase of used girls’ underwear were urban legends.

Call me crazy, but this faux-peeping-tommery seems dirtier than actually seeing the woman nude. Maybe that’s the intent. These clothes do come from the land that brought you tentacle porn.

My friend Josie sent me the photos yesterday; she got them from someone else. My apologies in advance to any Playboy editors who might be reading and want to buy the rights to these photos from me.

According to the person who forwarded the mail to Josie, these skirts are “all the rage” in Japan. Didn’t I say that about the breast scarves too?

Of course, these photos have probably cemented my reputation as the go-to guy for kinky Japanese fashion. It’s a cross I’ll learn to bear.

What is it with the Japanese, anyway? Maybe’s it a crazy island empire thing.