Of course, on this blog, every day is Joey day. I am, after all, The World’s Most Humble Egomaniac™.
But if you do the Catholic thing (even my mellow, laid-back version) or just live in an Italian neighbourhood, you’ll know that today is the feast day of St. Joseph. He’s best known for being a carpenter and foster dad (like Dennis Miller says, God got to rest on the seventh day only because He sent the Kid to live with another family) so you can celebrate by joining Big Brothers (or Big Sisters) and taking a kid to the hardware store.
Or better yet, taking them belt sander racing!