Me, twenty years ago:
D’you think she’d go out with me?
Me, fifteen years ago:
D’you think she’s smart?
Me, ten years ago:
D’you think she’s nice?
Me, five years ago:
D’you think she’s not psycho?
Me, now:
D’you think she’ll pass the background check?
How did I not know about the Joe Pesci Home Alone yule log stream until now?…
I’m enjoying exotic-to-me American cuisine (being Asian, I had a mashed-potato-deprived childhood) at Christmas dinner…
As the lyrics say, all is supposed to be merry and bright during the holidays,…
It’s not just another Sunday, but the Sunday leading up to Christmas! It’s that time…
Here’s wishing Alex Bruesewitz a speedy recovery — yes, he’s behind a racist lie that endangers…