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The evolution of infatuation

Me, twenty years ago:

D’you think she’d go out with me?

Me, fifteen years ago:

D’you think she’s smart?

Me, ten years ago:

D’you think she’s nice?

Me, five years ago:

D’you think she’s not psycho?

Me, now:

D’you think she’ll pass the background check?

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Accordion Guy vs. the Gangbhangras!

I subtitled my own Bollywood flick, which I hereby name Accordion Guy vs. the Gangbhangras! Unfortunately, I was only able to subtitle the scene where the evil leader of the Gangbhangras and his lieutenant plot against our hero. The “sitar vs. accordion duel” scene will have to be done later.

You can either see the movie complete with sound and dialogue, or just look at the stills below.

Photo: Scene one from the Bollywood hit 'Accordion Guy vs. the Gangbhangras'.

Photo: Scene two from the Bollywood hit 'Accordion Guy vs. the Gangbhangras'.

Photo: Scene three from the Bollywood hit 'Accordion Guy vs. the Gangbhangras'.

Want to make your own subtitles? Go here.

Don’t get the joke? Go here.

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Subtitle your own Bollywood flick!

I have no idea what it has to do with soft drinks, but this site for the soft drink Fanta lets you do just that. Here’s one where a fan of the online comic Achewood subtitled a movie using dialogue from the character Roast Beef

Click to see the movie.
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Also back: The Happiest Geek on Earth

My current work-from-home gig gives me a schedule flexible enough to start updating my technical blog, The Happiest Geek on Earth. Today’s entry concerns itself with the disappearance of the book Thinking in C#.

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Kickass Karaoke: a preview

A scene from the upcoming post about last night’s Kickass Karaoke…

Photo: Go ahead, miss, touch my accordion. I don't mind.

“Go ahead, miss, touch my accordion. I don’t mind.” A pocket full of karma and a squeezebox full of tunes goes a long way.

I’ll post the rest of the photos later today. In the meantime, if you need to read about last night’s debauchery right now, may I suggest Meryle’s blog?

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Synchronicity rears its head again

I mention John “Captain Crunch” Draper in a blog entry, and soon afterwards, Slashdot’s asking for questions to ask Captain Crunch! And yes, like me, the posters made allegations of creepy predatory behaviour.

It’s synchronicity like that that makes me ask WWJD — What Would Jung Do?

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Now I understand

A recent Sinfest comic made things a whole lot clearer for me:

Graphic: Sinfest comic for Monday, April 14th, 2003

Click the comic to see it at full size.