Well, I like my result:
You are an AKMA.
You stand out from the crowd because of deeply held beliefs in the unknown.
You ponder endlessly and treat everyone, even fucknozzles, with respect.
WWAD (what would AKMA do) guides your actions.
What I aspire to become, AKMA already is: the Ferris Bueller of the Blogosphere. Not in the getting-away-with-stuff-sense, but the way he’s regarded by bloggers of every stripe. Here’s the relevant line from Ferris Bueller’s Day Off (one of those movies that changed my life), as uttered by Grace, the principal’s secretary:
The sportos, the motorheads, the geeks, sluts, bloods, wastoids, dweebies, dickheads, they all adore him. They think he’s a righteous dude.
The What Blogging Archetype Are You Most Like test isn’t foolproof. While Doc Searls is “one of the possible results, Doc himself ended up testing positive as AKMA. That’s because they’re both such sweet guys.
That TikTok wellness influencer is so close to getting it.
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