Ananova reports the latest news in Michael Jackson’s descent into madness:
Michael Jackson has burst into the office of his local Congressman wearing a Spiderman mask – to complain about the lack of fast-food restaurants near his Neverland ranch.
The star wore the superhero’s disguise when he made an unannounced visit to US Representative Elton Gallegly in Solvang, California.
He asked the politician’s deputy, Steve Lavagnino: “How come Solvang doesn’t have any fast-food restaurants?”
After Jackson was told the town’s only eaterie was a Subway sandwich shop, the disappointed singer said he loved food from the Taco Bell chain.
Excellent. More ammunition with which to taunt my Taco Bell-addicted brother-in-law!
Solvang is short on fast food restaurants because its residents and powers that be understand what they would do to the town’s “Little Denmark” character. Surely someone’s tried to explain this to Michael. Maybe someone should send him a copy of Fast Food Nation.
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