The webcomic Soap on a Rope nails it right on the head in the July 3rd installment:
My dilemma exactly. They start off sounding so sensible, and suddenly they say something that makes it seem as if crack is already legal.
(This particular comic was the last one of a storyline that begins here. Here’s the poke-fun-at-liberals one, and here’s the poke-fun-at-conservatives one.)