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Blackout politics

It seems to be a recurring trend: someone gets me agreeing with them for a moment, but then follows up by getting up my nose. Earlier, it was Whiny Asthma Guy, and now it’s Kathy over at Relapsed Catholic.

The posting in question, The Left’s Romance with the Blackout, first quotes a FrontPage magazine article. Please note that FrontPage’s politics are such that their editorial board would’ve called Darth Vader a “liberal pantywaist”:

“But to the collective voice that every time howls ‘Now Americans know what it’s like …,’ the favor should be returned with the suggestion that the Third World try finding out what life is like in the First World — by taking time out to build something, sustain it and learn a way of life in which everyday transactions don’t involve stealing from, bribing and killing one another …”

Which, in part is true. I myself am an escapee from the Third World and part-time returnee, and let me tell you: where lawlessness reigns, life is cheap.

Because this is Accordion City, my first instinct during the blackout was to go out and entertain the stranded, enjoy being able to see the stars and see what kind of fun you can have in the dark. In Manila, a lovely city I recommend visiting, that first instinct would be to retreat home (or actually, my aunt’s house, which is where I stay whenever I visit), which is in a lot surrounded by high walls with sharp shards of glass embedded into the top to foil anyone who wants to scale it. The house itself is in a gated community guarded by rent-a-cops with carbines which have likely been purchased from my great-uncle, P.B. Dionisio (There’s a better profile of the company here — scroll down to number 6). The guards have orders to shoot to kill anyone who’s not authorized to be inside the gates.

(Neal Stephenson is so very on the mark when he has one of his characters in Cryptonomicon say “Filipinos are a warm, gentle, caring, giving people, which is a good thing since so many of them carry concealed weapons.”)

What FrontPage conveniently ignores is that we here in the so-called “First World” — I believe the actual terminology is “Old World”, “New World” and “Third World”; perhaps someone assumed that if there’s a Third World, there must be a First and Second — are more sophisticated about the stealing (Enron and all those other recently-discovered accoutning “irregularities”) and bribing (corporations putting government in their back pockets) and killing. (We’ll have to debate the killing point in another post).

FrontPage also declines to mention why such acts would take place in the Third World during a blackout, aside from some vague hand-waving mention of American supremacy. The reason that they forgot to mention (or more likely, don’t know): is that the divide between the haves and the have-nots there is so much greater. In the Philippines, there is no middle class. You either have servants or you are one. Under blackout conditions, or hell, even after a hockey game, you’ll see the exact same behaviour right here in North America in cities like Los Angeles and Detroit (“not the Third World, but an incredible simulation!”)

Affulence, of course, is not an insurance policy against looting either. My friend Wil last night recounted to me the worst blackout looting stories I’d heard personally, including one where a kid nearly died because he’d accidentally cut his wrist while trying to pass through a stroefront window he’d smashed. Did this story take place in the so-called dangerous streets of Toronto, teeming with icky diversity and no-good dark-skinned (but oh so charming and good-looking) foreigners like yours truly? Nope. It took place in good old, safe old, tighty-whitey Streetsville, a sattelite town of Accordion City.

The next part is Kathy’s own take:

Exactly. If the recent blackout had happened in Pakistan or Nigeria, hundreds would have been killed and raped, and what little they have would have been looted. Here’s a plan for Third World relief: put down the hookah, lay off the jungle drugs, stop setting women on fire and cutting up their vaginas — and freakin’ INVENT something useful for a change. Then you get to have nice things. That’s how life works.

I’m with Kathy on the suttee and female circumcision points (Kath, how ’bout male circumcision, which is still a common practice with Jews and many Catholics?), but as far as “freakin’ INVENTING something”, let me fill you in on a little dirty secret:

THAT’S THE LAST THING MOST CORPORATIONS AND THE AMERICAN GOVERNMENT WANT.

Most corporations are banking on the fact that there’s a Third World to provide cheap labour with very little of those pesky things like minimum wage, OSHA regulations and health and disability plans. It keeps costs down, and those savings — supposedly — get passed to the consumer. Take a look at the labels of any of your clothes and see where they were made: most likely, they were made in Thailand, China, India or the Philippines. The work in factories is so bad that many Filipino workers instead choose to become OCWs — Overseas Contract Workers — and thus the Philippines became the biggest exporter of nannies, cooks and drivers to the world.

(Wired magazine, in its San Franciscan “I backpacked across the Third World, I understand it now” fuzzy-headedness, romanticized the OCW phenomenon and co-opted peer-to-peer terminology, calling the Philippines “the world’s first distributed economy”. Hey Wired: Putang ina mo.)

The situation is no longer limited to manufacturing: IT jobs are being exported, and now that it’s hitting the white upper-middle class where they live (or more accurately, work), there’s now some gnashing of teeth.

The US Government itself was banking on the fact that the Philippines was not a democracy, but ruled by a dictator they had in their pocket. You might not be aware of this, but then-Vice President Bush (George Sr., that is) praised President Marcos during a 1981 visit with the line “We love your adherence to democratic principles.” This was said while the opposition were either in jail or exile. The reason the US supported Marcos? So that they could maintain Clark Air Force Base and Subic Naval base in the Philippines, vital strategic points in the Cold War. Yes, defeating the commies was a good thing, but considering the price Filipinos paid, you’d think the US would be so kind and honourable as to cut us a nice cheque for services rendered and sacrifices made.

So yes, there’s a fair bit of romanticism about the Third World being bandied about by the Left, but let’s not forget that the Right are romanticizing their role in ensuring that the Third World stays in Third Place.

Kathy wrote in another posting:

“Right wing” is just what “normal” used to be.

Ah, but I counter with a Bruce Cockburn song — and keep in mind that most of Cockburn’s music annoys the hell out of me:

The trouble with normal is that it always gets worse.

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The Onion on cheap Canadian drugs

This week’s What Do You Think? in The Onion asks: Major drug manufacturers are attempting to stop Canadian pharmacies from selling discounted prescription drugs to Americans. What do you think?

My favourite answers:

“As CEO of Abbott Laboratories, I think Americans should consider themselves lucky they’re getting our medicine at all.

“Gay marriage, legal weed, and cheaper prescription drugs? Next they’ll have donkeys painted like zebras, too.”

Way ahead of you, buddy. Because Boss Ross is home sick today (get well soon!), I’m high right now and I got me some donkey paint!

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Echospam

For the past couple of days, I’ve been getting echospam. Some spammer or spammers have been forging my email address as the return address for their spamming, and the bounce messages are ending up in my mailbox. And the worst thing is, if I were to find this spammer and kill him, it would be me that went to jail. Where’s the justice?

I notice that Tim Bray’s getting echospammed too.

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Take California

Today’s Superosity has the best argument for picking Gary over Arnie for governor.

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T-shirt of the day

While biking westbound on Queen Street West to work this morning, I saw a guy with a big beer belly wearing a size XXL (what my buddy George calls “Fatboy Snug”) T-shirt that had the following on it in large yellow letters:

THE LIVER IS EVIL AND MUST BE DESTROYED.

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"Programming Pearls" online

Joe Mahoney, on his blog Cheerschopper, points to Jon Bentley’s site for his classic book on good programming practices, Programming Pearls. Distilled from his columns from the magazine Communications of the ACM in the 1980s, the advice Bentley gives is still good today. I’m glad to see that he’s included samples from the book to peruse.

Here’s a good one on debugging:

The expert debugger never forgets that there has to be a logical explanation, no matter how mysterious the system’s behavior may seem when first observed.

That attitude is illustrated in an anecdote from IBM’s Yorktown Heights Research Center. A programmer had recently installed a new workstation. All was fine when he was sitting down, but he couldn’t log in to the system when he was standing up. That behavior was one hundred percent repeatable: he could always log in when sitting and never when standing.

Most of us just sit back and marvel at such a story. How could that workstation know whether the poor guy was sitting or standing? Good debuggers, though, know that there has to be a reason. Electrical theories are the easiest to hypothesize. Was there a loose wire under the carpet, or problems with static electricity? But electrical problems are rarely one-hundred-percent consistent. An alert colleague finally asked the right question: how did the programmer log in when he was sitting and when he was standing? Hold your hands out and try it yourself.

The problem was in the keyboard: the tops of two keys were switched. When the programmer was seated he was a touch typist and the problem went unnoticed, but when he stood he was led astray by hunting and pecking. With this hint and a convenient screwdriver, the expert debugger swapped the two wandering keytops and all was well.

A banking system built in Chicago had worked correctly for many months, but unexpectedly quit the first time it was used on international data. Programmers spent days scouring the code, but they couldn’t find any stray command that would quit the program. When they observed the behavior more closely, they found that the program quit as they entered data for the country of Ecuador. Closer inspection showed that when the user typed the name of the capital city (Quito), the program interpreted that as a request to quit the run!

Bob Martin once watched a system “work once twice”. It handled the first transaction correctly, then exhibited a minor flaw in all later transactions. When the system was rebooted, it once again correctly processed the first transaction, and failed on all subsequent transactions. When Martin characterized the behavior as having “worked once twice”, the developers immediately knew to look for a variable that was initialized correctly when the program was loaded, but was not reset properly after the first transaction.

In all cases the right questions guided wise programmers to nasty bugs in short order: “What do you do differently sitting and standing? May I watch you logging in each way?” “Precisely what did you type before the program quit?” “Did the program ever work correctly before it started failing? How many times?”

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Deenster’s sister Lisa on what happened in Jerusalem

In her blog entry for today, my friend Deenster reprints an email from her sister Lisa, who’s living in Israel:

Abu Mazen condemned the bombing in classical Arabic, and sent his sympathy to the bereaved families. The Islamic Jihad claimed reponsibility, and a Hamas spokesperson told an Israeli TV reporter that as far as he was concerned the ceasefire -to which the Islamic Jihad was not a partner – was still on.

Then it turned out that the bomber, a 29 year-old father of two, was a Hamas member.

And now his wife is a widow, his children orphans. And the Israeli army will once again seal off the West Bank, meaning that other fathers with children to feed will be unable to get to work, and lots of people will suffer.

Who plans these things? And why? What in the world do they want to accomplish?

It’s summer and the beaches are packed, I go to parties every weekend, the outdoor cafes are always full (am I the only person in TA who works full-time?), the streets are full of beautiful, tanned people wearing very little clothing, the city is buzzing with sexual energy and life seems pretty good. So you really, really want the ceasefire to be real, and the Road Map to be meaningful, because peace is good and war is bad.

Right?

Lisa also notes the difference between news outlets’ coverage: Israeli news didn’t even cover the bombing in Baghdad, CNN led with the Jerusalem bombing and BBC World led with the Iraq bombing:

The BBC’s coverage of the Jerusalem bombing was typically outrageous: they spent about 2 minutes reporting on the actual event, then moved on to extensive talking head analysis of how this would affect the ceasefire and Road Map – with much tongue-clucking over how much the Palestinians were sure to suffer from Israel’s predicted revenge for the bombing.