Hey, remember that advertising-laden Segway from that earlier post of mine?
You don’t? Perhaps it’s time for a gratuitous re-posting of the woman in pleather pants on the Segway, don’t you think? I think so.
Ohhhh yeah.
Ahem. Anyways, raku from the #joiito IRC channel found the company that provides them: Chariot Media. Your company can rent these Segways, which will have your logo screened onto them.
I predict that someday, some really eccentric guy with a little extra money to burn will rent one of these, get “WILL YOU MARRY ME” silkscreened on it, and circle his intended bride going “Willya? Willya? Willya?”
Oh, who am I kidding? It’ll probably be me, and I’ll be playing the damned accordion too. You lucky, lucky girl, whoever you are.
That TikTok wellness influencer is so close to getting it.
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A video of you segwaying and serenading the object of your affections would rank right up there with National Geographic documentaries on the courtship practices of tropical birds. I would pay hard cash ... well, maybe five bucks ... for a copy. If you ever do it, please do arrange for a videographer.