People have questions about the Worst Date Ever story.
AKMA finds The Artiste (mentioned in part 3a and part 4) intriguing and would like any more stories I have about him. Boss Ross’ Boss, Mr. Noss, wants to know about The Waitress and her new transgender girlfriend (don’t worry, you haven’t missed anything; I just haven’t mentioned her, as her role in the story is tangential). Rick McGinnis suspects that I patched things up with Crabs. A number of people have asked what happened to everyone in the story, and others ask if I ever have normal dates.
All these questions will be answered, but I shall defer that answer until next week. Not only will you get the denouement, you’ll even get a story in which I return to the dance club from part 4. You’ll find it amusing: it’s got more drinkin’, more druggin’, more violence, more ABBA, more butterscotch schnapps, more freaking out and a guy who had a bit part on Earth: Final Conflict where his head exploded.