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Accordion City is SCO’s first stop on their tour

Ryan Skadberg just pointed me to the page for SCO’s “City to City” tour, and the first stop is Accordion City. Surely we can get some kind of prank organized.

If someone can get me a penguin suit and is willing to cover any possible legal fees, I will don the suit, sneak into the conference and “sport hump” (a great tradition from Crazy Go Nuts University) SCO’s CEO and Chief Asshole Darl McBride. Really.

Photo: SCO CEO and Chief Asshole Darl McBride.Photo: SCO CEO and Chief Asshole Darl McBride.

Look at that face. You know you want to see me in a penguin suit sport humping this man. Help me to help you.

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  • 1) Everybody kick in $10 for Joey to rent the penguin costume. If some noble souls will volunteer to help with his getaway, so much the better. Joey, you might wanna delete this post and leave the accordion at home.

    2) Obtain a few hundred Linux hats. Distribute them to attendees as they enter. Savor.

    3) 100 people dressed as penguins rush the stage squawking and flapping their wings. If a pie could be introduced, even better.

    4) Stuffed Penguins are US$10 each. Distribute a few hundred among attendees. When the keynote address begins, start a penguin fight.

    5) SCO will doubtless hire some temp to distribute swag bags to attendees. A small bribe could allow additions to the bags. Linux hats, stuffed penguins and cds of linux distros leap to mind.

    -=Logan

    "Using evil to do good since 1991."

  • Joey, the world needs you to do this. I will send money if you do. Don't forget the accordion when you jump the weasel.

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