Reading a recent entry in Meryle’s blog, I just found out that she was drinking with The Strokes, who just happened to wander into my local watering hole, the Bovine Sex Club, on Tuesday night.
And she didn’t call!
Meryle! I would’ve called you!
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Oh, that's just a slap in the face.
I wonder if the guys from The Strokes are as cool as their music is, or as cool as I expect them to be.
ahhh jeez I'm sorry joey. but hanging out with jullian consisted of maximum talking time 5 minutes, and the rest of the time me talking to tina's friend scooter. By the time we were actually talking to someone in the band it was 1:45am at the earliest, and I was leaveing him alone because a) he was incoherently inehbriated and b) I was letting Tina do her thang, if you know what I mean. Unfourtunatly, even though jullian actually said to her "tina lets have sex now", while standing in his hotel room, she never went through with it, and is now punching herself in the head over it. It was really nothing to invite people out over. I mean would you like me to call you anytime a rock star of signifigance shows up at the bovine (not sum 41) even if I'm not talking to them? Cause I could do that. if you want. I almost called you before I even knew they were there, but I didn't cause you have to work days, I don't. By the way... could you please find someone to hire me? cause not haveing a job sucks.......
No problem, Meryle. Just let me know. As for giving me a ring on school nights, yeah, do it anyway. I can usually take out at least a half hour for a beer and a chat!
I have made a similar promise to my housemate Paul. If Britney Spears is ever in the Bovine, I have instructions to call him immediately. If he's in his Tae Kwon Do class, I am authorized to phone the dojang, pretend to be a family member, say there's a family emergency and that I must talk to him right now.
As for Tina, there's no harm in being picky. I like to think that she's saving herself for me.
Hey Joey,
If it makes you feel any better, I'm a confirmed groupie and she didn't call ME EITHER!
So in future, please put my name on the list of 'must-calls' when anyone shows at Bovine (I agree with Meryle, though, no Sum 41).
I solemnly swear by the groupie edict that I will do the same for you guys. :)
And I'm not (really) working either, so I can come out at a moment's notice! Par-tay!
~ Robin