Actually, the reason I dropped out was because I failed out, ranked 430th out of 431 in my class. #431, wherever you are, I owe you a beer!
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Oh, believe me young man -- if you become an engineer, sex WILL wait!
Not even sex can compare with the satisfaction of solving a second order differential equation representing a particularly nasty RLC circuit by hand...
I can't even type that with a straight face.
Damn... they lied to us about what "integration" meant... and I was looking forward to triple integrals...
Integration seems to have entirely different emotional meaning to the profs than it does to students. I swear my calc prof quivered the first time we did triple integrals... and he was positively giddy when we started spherical coordinates.
I think my problem was that I tried to solve dy/dx by cancelling out the d's.
Wait, so if I have sex I can't be an engineer?
I didn't know the entry requirements were so strict!
So are all the nuns in the world engineers then?
Thats what the habits are for! Hiding slide rulers!
-Whistleblower
At least you didn't write "Assuming x = y..."
I have yet to meet a female engineer that has been forced to wait for sex.
--arcane