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Thank you, Webst@tion!

A frustrating fortnight has thankfully drawn to a close.

We share a very high speed business DSL connection with our neighbour. To make a long story short and keep the finger-pointing to a minimum, I’ll just simply say that the party responsible for paying the Internet bill forgot to do so, and as a result, we got cut off. I paid the balance with my credit card, but the order to cut off service had already gone through. The hosting service reinstated our account quickly, but Bell Nexxia — the people who handle the “last mile” service between the hosting company and our phone jacks — took their own sweet time hooking us back up.

Odd that they’re so quick to cut off service and so slow to reinstate it. Jerks.

Thus began a two-week period of no Internet service at home. To many people, this is a minor incovenience. To the members of this household, it’s almost deadly. Paul’s working on funding proposals for his anti-censorship software for the Web, Peekabooty, and I’m trying to finish of leftover freelance contact work. In my case, an Internet outage is reputation-and-paycheque-killing-deadly.

I ended up doing spending my evenings at Webst@tion, an Internet cafe on Queen Street West, a mere two blocks from my house. A nice older Korean couple runs the place, which houses about 30 or so machines running Windows 98SE. I did whatever work I could on my own machines, and then carted it to Webst@tion whenever I needed to get online. In the beginning, I was burning CDs to move stuff over there, but as the days passed, I figured it would be easier and considerably more useful to buy a 256 MB USB drive, especially since they’re so cheap these days.

One particular project I’m finishing off was rather depedent on a large remote SQL Server database, which necessitated that I do the work on a machine connected to the ‘Net. I ended spending a lot of time at Webst@tion. Under most circumstances, I’d really mind — using an Internet cafe when you’ve got a perfectly nice and comfy setup at home is like passing up your own bathroom for the one at the nearby gas station, and forking over money for the privilege.

On one particularly long night, when I wished I was sitting in my nice office chair instead of a basement with a bunch of kids playing networked Counterstrike, the owner walked up to my station.

“You like kimchi noodle?” he asked.

He had two bowls of instant kimchi noodles topped with some green onion that he’d added.

“You look tired,” he said, “Kimchi noodle wake you up. It free. You good customer.”

“Wow. Thank you. Kam sa ham ni da.

“You speak Korean!”

“Not very much. My brother-in-law, Yang Il [I used Richard’s Korean name], is Korean.”

“Ah,” he said with a nod. “You don’t play games here, and you not just doing email. You are a professor?”

He pointed to my tie. Yes, I’m still on my “wear a dress shirt and tie or vest” kick.

“Oh, no. I just like to dress up. I’m a computer programmer. The DSL at my house is down, and I need to finish some freelance work.”

“Well, you dress nice. You look like a professor.”

(I know a couple of engineering profs at Crazy Go Nuts University who would laugh at that idea.)

So began the freebies. Pot noodles here, a free Diet Coke there. I felt like a “regular”.

Now that the Internet is finally back on at my place, my time at Webst@tion is done. So long, and thanks for all the bandwidth and noodles!

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Oh, great…

I feel better about flying to Boston already.

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Now all we have to do is wait until people start saying Atkins leads to divorce

The National Post is running an article titled I’ll Have What She’s Having, an article that covers the problems that arise when one spouse is on the Atkins Diet and the other isn’t:

But just as Siobhan misses sharing Chinese noodles with her husband, Ronny Kay says the worst part about the two years his wife, Barbara, was on the Atkins diet was that he lost his dining partner. “Perhaps I’m not a very good mate because I really didn’t care if she gained weight. But I wasn’t deprived by having to hide chocolate or not being allowed to bring certain things into the house. I was deprived because a certain kind of loneliness creeps in with no one sitting across from me at dinner.”

Full disclosure: I lost 35 pounds on Atkins.

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Give this man a job

Michael O’Connor Clarke was let go by his firm two days ago. He’s nice, he’s smart, he’s got a family and he has both the Accordion Guy and AKMA seals of approval (C’mon — approved by both a priest and a guy like me? Michael’s got to be all right). Someone, go hire him.

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Don’t forget: tomorrow is Post a Picture of a Cat on Your Blog day

“Cat. It’s what’s for dinner.”

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Attention Ontario residents

Today’s the day of the provincial elections. Vote early, vote often.

Even my housemate Paul, who is American and got a work visa earlier this year, is eligible to vote. He did the responsible thing last night, asking the table at Squirly’s bar: “So, who should I vote for?”

Deenster replied by telling him he should vote NDP (New Democratic Party, the mainstream left-wing party).

Warning: Prejudices of a hard-working first-generation Asian immigrant raised by two doctors follow. If you majored in English, Political Science or Philosophy or and are on anti-mood-swing drugs, take them now.

I like to joke that NDP voters tend to be the sort of people who have great disdain for working professionals like myself, as they are often neither working nor professionals. Nobody held a gun to your head and forced you to major in underwater basket-weaving, kids.

End of career/class snobbery/a little kidding around. We now resume normal blogging.

I voted Liberal, if you really must know.

My prediction for the outcome, which is generally what everyone else is predicting: Dalton McGuinty and the Liberal Party will win. Right-wing voters will bemoan the slide of the province to the left, left-wing voters will carp about the ownership of politics by the right. The sun will still rise tomorrow morning, and the accordion will remain the world’s most sexy-yet-underappreciated instrument.

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Unreal estate

A little more on the ongoing saga of the sale of the lovely house that I rent.

I have only a layperson’s knowledge of the general principles behind real estate, but I do know the Rule of Proximity: the value of the properties beside yours affect the value of your property. In the case of Big Trouble in Little China (better known as my house), our immediate neighbours have decent houses, but as you progress east or west on my street, the houses become more and more dilapidated, going downhill from “student ghetto house” to “crazy old lady with all the cats”-type shacks with garbage in the front yard.

When the real estate agent called me yesterday to let me know about yet another showing, she told me that there would be a large open house tomorrow with a phalanx of agents. She said this was because they’d adjusted the price.

I assumed that they’d adjusted the price downwards, as the general consensus among all the recent home-buyers I’d met was that the current asking price for Big Trouble in Little China — CDN$679,000 (for my non-Canadian friends, that’s US$504,552 or 431,801 Euros) was mildly insane, given the current market, which has been described as “soft”.

However, when I met up with Deenster and Lisa last night, Lisa told me she had inside dirt on my house. Deenster and Lisa’s mom is a real estate agent, and apparently, there’s some kind of buzz going about my house. The price has been adjusted upwards to CDN$750,000 (USD$557,766 or 477,046 Euros).

Clearly the real estate industry has found some kind of drug that makes homebuyers tractable. My guess is that it is absorbed through the skin and that it is administered by putting a light coat of it onto house brochures.

When this Internet-and-computers fad blows over, I may have to see how I look in one of those Century 21 blazers.