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To anyone to whom I owe a return email or phone call…

…on the off chance you see this entry: I’m sorry I haven’t gotten

back to you, but I’ve been terribly busy as of late. I’ll get back to

you as soon as I can.

"You’re In Control"

It figures — hot on the heels of my entry about how I tried to pee “Joey + Wendy” into the snow, someone sends me this link to an MIT student project: You’re In Control, a pee-based user interface (page containing Windows Media movie — safe for work).

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New lows from the looney left and drooling right

On the left, we have Thomas Walkom in the Toronto Star, who takes the “Bush = Hitler” equation and rejiggers it into “Bush < Hitler”

(for those of you who aren’t math-literate — and shame on you, by the

way — that means “Bush is less than Hitler”). I’m not a fan of the

President myself, but this is just ridiculous.

On the right, we have this Fox and Corkum cartoon commemorating the Little Green Footballs’ “Idiotarian of the Year” award for 2003, which was given to Rachel Corrie [ pro-reference / anti-reference / Wikipedia entry

], accompanied with the usual high-fiving by commenters. I don’t agree

with Corrie or her ilk, but neither do I agree with dancing on her

grave.

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It Happened to Me

Dad update

As I mentioned earlier, Dad is the recipient of a kidney from his

sister, my Aunt Beth. The problem with donated organs is that while by

necessity are a close match to your body, they don’t have your unique

genetic code. This would normally cause your immune system to attack it

since it’s a foreign object, and attacking foreign objects is an immune

system’s job. Hence, organ recipients must take drugs that suppress the

immune system, which is done by preventing the reproduction of white

blood cells. As you might conclude, the price paid for  being able

to keep the organ is that you now open the door to all kinds of

infections that you’d normally shrug off.

(Bacteria are everywhere, especially in supposedly benign places like shopping carts and computer keyboards.)

I knew that the infection that Dad contracted in his toe was the result

of having his immune system suppressed. Dr. Sivaciyan, a friend of the

family explained to me what I didn’t know: the blood clot that formed

in Dad’s leg was a byproduct of the infection. Dad was taking

anti-clotting medicine, so it would take something unusual to cause a

clot. The blood clot cut off the blood supply to the kidney, causing it

to go into shock.

Simply put, the measures taken to keep the kidney also put it out of commission. Talk about your vicious cycles.

We’d originally hoped that the removal of a couple of Dad’s toes would

be sufficient to rid him of the infection, but the spread was greater

than we’d realized. A more radical amputation was necessary, so earlier

this week, he’d undergone what they call a BKA — a below-knee amputation.

I can only imagine what Dad’s going through right now. He’s

disappointed that his kidney may no longer work after the major

production of getting the transplant barely two years ago, and losing a

chunk of leg can only compound that heartbreak. Still, as my sister

likes to put it, Dad’s a “tough old war horse”, and if anyone can pull

through a situation like this, it is he.

The good news is that the infection seems to be completely gone. Now we

have to see if that kidney restarts. Once again, the immune-suppressing

drugs are both blessing and curse. They slow the rate of reproduction

of immune cells, but they also slow the rate of reproduction of kidney

cells. The kidney may rebound, but slowly.

In the meantime, I’m doing what I can, which is visiting him as often as possible (the Second Cup

coffee shop in the hospital knows what to make me as soon as I step

into without having to ask). All we can do is wait and see what happens.

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"The waiting game sucks. Let’s play ‘Hungry Hungry Hippos’."

The nominations for the 2004 Bloggie Awards have closed. Now it’s a

matter of playing the waiting game until next Wednesday, January 21st,

to see if this blog is one of the finalists.

My thanks to all of you who nominated me.

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Urinefatuated

(Warning: Bathroom humour ahead.)

Our band’s rehearsal space — kindly loaned to us by Jerry Rabba, whose family owns and runs the Rabba

chain of 24-hour convenience stores — is a small building, more

cottage than house, located in Mississauga, the next city west of Accordion City. Its plumbing is disconnected, so we make use of the bathroom at the Starbucks next door.

Unfortunately, Starbucks closes at 11 p.m., and our recording session

on Sunday was stretching late into the night. Luckily, we’re all boys

in the band (so far — we’re looking for a bass player, and for

variety, we’d like a female one) and are thus equipped to relieve

ourselves in the woods out back. The -20 degree C (-4 degrees F)

temperatures make it uncomfortable, but at least it’s possible.

At the end of the session, Pete and I went outside to do our business.

From the distance, Pete yelled “I’m writing my name in the snow!” Not

having engaged in this fun activity in years, I decided to do the same.

In fact, I tried to do one better; having drunk a venti (Starbucks-ese

for “extra large”) hot chocolate only an hour earlier, I figured that I

had enough “ink” to write something more than just a simple “Joey”. I

thought I’d try “Joey + Wendy” (yes, that’s The Redhead’s

real name). It’s not as romantic as carving our initials in a tree, but

I’m the resourceful type who likes to improvise using the materials at

hand.

I think I need to come up with a simple nickname for her, at least for

peeing purposes. The “E” and “Y” in Joey have plenty of strokes, and

Wendy’s “W” and “E” also demand a considerable amount of urine (not

mention a fair bit of hip dexterity) to spell out. I was barely able to

get half of “D” before I finished.

Maybe I should’ve had a Super Big Gulp.

I would have taken a picture, but my camera’s battery was as out of

juice as I was. I’m sure some of you consider this a fortunate turn of

events.

Most women would fail to see the romance and humour in this gesture;

luckily for me, The Redhead is not most women. I told her about this

last night over the phone, and she responded with unstoppable laughter

for over a minute.

I’ll take that as a “thank you”.