Just a Gwai Lo” Richard writes that Dive Into” Mark Pilgrim writes:

Last weekend someone told me that there was no male counterpart to female intuition.

i.e. There was no such thing as male intuition. Which is crap. Men may

not be the brightest bulbs in the bunch, but we can sense one thing:

when we are being introduced to our girlfriend’s next lover. Trust me.

I’ve been on both sides of this.

I concur. In fact, I have mentally referred to some losers as my “Future Girlfriend’s Future Ex-Boyfriend”.

On days during which I’m feeling particularly arch, I wear an US Postal

Service workshirt that used to belong to a former FGFEB. That’s right,

I stole a girl away from a guy who belongs to the world’s most

dangerous demographic.

Balls of steel, yo. I clank when I walk.

Joey deVilla

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