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In the human world they’re called "lead guitarists"

The Boing Boing sideblog has a link to this cool article on how male angler fish mate:

Because angler fish are so sparsely populated throughout the vast

millions of cubic miles of ocean, chance mating encounters between

males and females would be unlikely. In fact, when deep-sea anglers

were first brought up in trawls they puzzled scientists because they

were all females. Then someone noticed small “growths” on the female

that turned out to be males.

When a tiny male meets a female he bits

into her flesh and literally fuses with her body. Like the linking

together of web sites on the Internet, the two blood supplies also fuse

together so that the male obtains nutrients and oxygen from the female.

Without any need for most of his organ systems, such as eyes and

digestive organs, the male’s body degenerates into essentially a pair

of sperm-producing testicles. Thus the female essentially becomes a

hermaphrodite with up to six or more of these tiny male parasites

attached to various parts of her body.

Although functionally bisexual,

the eggs and sperm come from genetically distinct parents, thus

providing vital genetic variability through meiosis and genetic

recombination. As a functional hermaphrodite she can have sex any time

or place, without worrying about meeting a male in the dark abyss of

the ocean. Clinging to her body like minute, blood-sucking parasites,

the males have little interaction with the female, except to fertilize

her eggs with sperm.

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LOL Revisited [Updated]

It is worrisome when a teenage girl does it, and more so when a guy my age who should know better does it.

Chris S., as a representative of one of the companies that makes the Internet go, I must request that you wear an “Net-Speak Badge of Shame” for a week.

Update: Oh, Chris and Deenster both used “LOL” in speech! Arrrgh! There should be a constitutional amendment forbidding them from marrying!

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Slogan

The current topic on the #joiito IRC channel is: “Bush/Cheney 2004: Don’t change horsemen in mid-Apocalypse”.

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FGFEB

Just a Gwai Lo” Richard writes that Dive Into” Mark Pilgrim writes:

Last weekend someone told me that there was no male counterpart to female intuition.

i.e. There was no such thing as male intuition. Which is crap. Men may

not be the brightest bulbs in the bunch, but we can sense one thing:

when we are being introduced to our girlfriend’s next lover. Trust me.

I’ve been on both sides of this.

I concur. In fact, I have mentally referred to some losers as my “Future Girlfriend’s Future Ex-Boyfriend”.

On days during which I’m feeling particularly arch, I wear an US Postal

Service workshirt that used to belong to a former FGFEB. That’s right,

I stole a girl away from a guy who belongs to the world’s most

dangerous demographic.

Balls of steel, yo. I clank when I walk.

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Notes from the "The Corporation" presentation, part 2

The Film and The Book

  • Bakan called himself the content maker, giving credit to Achbar and Abbott for their filmmaking skills.
  • Tried

    to make the book less driven by dry analysis and driven more by

    stories. He wanted to draw the the points he wanted to make from the

    stories, which really serve as metaphor.

  • Some of the stories in

    the book are same as in the film, some are different. The media are

    different and require different approaches.

  • Ray Anderson is

    major in the film, but not the book. Anderson had an epiphany in 1993;

    became a “sustainable business” kind of guy. “People just fall in love

    with him” on the screen. Bakan was able to say cover his story in 2 or

    3 pages in the book. In the film he’s in and out because he’s

    “incredibly compelling”, and works well in the “emotional medium” of

    film.

  • To use him in the book as often as in the film would “seem strange”.
  • Wanted to make the book not just informative, but interesting and fun to read.
  • Joked: wished he could’ve got a “push button book” in which you can hear Ray Anderson speak.

Psycopathology of the Corporation

  • Bakan did psych as an undergrad, many psychologists in the family (both parents, an uncle).
  • In Psych 101, you learn a “psychopath” (someone with antisocial personality disorder) has these qualities:
    • Pathologically self-interested
    • Incapable of concern for others
    • No feelings of guilt or remorse
    • Relationships are limited to ones in which they use other people
    • No moral obligation to obey laws or social norms
  • In Law School, you learn that:
    • Corporations are legally required to serve their own self-interest
    • Decisions had to be made to maximize the wealth of shareholders
    • Corporations are persons in the eyes of the law (something drilled into to you on the first day of Business 101)
  • The

    corporation as a person is one that has been programmed to have a

    psychopathic personality. “We created this artificial person and we’ve

    required it to be self-interested.”

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At least I’m a cute drunk

The Redhead writes about my phoning her whilst in the middle of some serious St. Patrick’s Day imbibing (from which I am suffering no ill effects).

Don’t scoff: you’ve all made drunken phone calls before. And hey, it was to the current girlfriend.

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Area Man Writes Book!

Cory Doctorow,

my friend and the guy for whom I was a lieutnenant at OpenCola

(whenever I called myself his lieutenant, we’d both break into our

impressions of Harvey Keitel from Bad Lieutenant — it wasn’t pretty), is on the cover of Toronto’s free alt-weekly, NOW magazine. If you’re in Accordion City, pick it up at your local bookstore or hipster hangout. If you’re not, you can read the story online.

Tonight at 7, there’s a book signing for his latest novel Eastern Standard Tribe at the The Merril Collection of Science Fiction, Speculation and Fantasy, located inside the Lillian H. Smith Branch of the Toronto Public Library (239 College Street West, one block east of Spadina). I’ll be there.