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OMG MARS IS SO COOL!11!1!11!

Even Mars Rovers have their own blogs!


argh!

NASA’s making fun of me now with their wake-up music! OMG, I am soooo

dusty and disgusting right now!! I have red grime everywhere,

especially under my abrasion instruments! It’s no wonder I can’t grind

anything! I find evidence of past water, but I can’t even find a puddle

to splash my treads in here! I so need a shower. And a manicure. OMG,

what if Stardust saw me like this?!

And I can’t add all my rover

budz back on LJ without getting some kind of limit exceeded error when

I hit 750! Man, this day has just been awful.

Current Mood: dirty


what a workout!

I took soooo many pictures today. NASA was so bossy. So much for being

a self-directing rover. Put your arm here, Opportunity! Now put it

here! Now put it over there! Take another picture, Opportunity! I never

get to have any fun. But at least I got to watch the eclipse. I haven’t

had a chance to put my pictures up yet, but I hope to soon!!

I’m so wiped out. I’m just gonna veg tonight. I wonder if one of the orbiters could beam me a movie or something.

Current Mood: tired


nya-nyah, sis!
I found water first! Go me!

If

you haven’t heard from my sister, I’m sure she’s just sulking over the

fact that NASA is so proud of me for finding evidence of water while

she’s just been digging up more boring rocks.

Current Mood: accomplished

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Stuck in the middle with me

[ via Being American in T.O. ] Where would you live in Politopia?

I seem to be in the north-west suburbs of Centerville:

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A Brief History of Dieting

[ via CarbWire.com ] This Arizona Republic article, Diets all the rage since at least 1087, is a timeline of diet plans for the past millennium. My favourite one:

1087 – William the Conqueror tries a liquid diet for weight loss, taking to his bed and consuming nothing but alcohol.

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"And in this corner, wearing the corporate trunks…"

Not everyone thinks that The Corporation is a book/film with good ideas. Take this news release from epublicrelations.ca:

Activist film aims to destroy the corporation:

Capitalism, democracy, health, education and environment threatened

© ePublic Relations Ltd 2004

Posted February 2004

Contact: rsirvine@epublicrelations.ca

Activists

are sending corporations on wild goose chases. At the urging of

activists, businesses are pursuing ideas such as the triple bottom

line, corporate social responsibility (CSR), and smart growth. But

these pursuits are merely ruses to keep business leaders and their PR

consultants preoccupied and distracted.

While businesses

“invest” enormous amounts of time and money in attempts to earn

accolades and recognition for “successes” in these areas, activists

have a different goal. They want to redefine, dismantle, destroy and

reassemble – in a manner more to their own liking – the entire

corporate world. The first step is to totally malign virtually every

corporation along with its managers, directors, shareholders and even,

in some cases, employees. What better way to do this than through a

movie!

The Corporation

has opened to critical acclaim at movie festivals in Europe and North

America. It recently won the World Cinema Documentary Audience Award at

the 2004 Sundance Film Festival.

For the film’s producers,

corporations and the pursuit of profit are sources of many social evils

including planetary destruction;

The documentary’s web site (http://www.thecorporation.tv) states:

    Self-interested,

    amoral, callous and deceitful, the corporation’s operational principles

    make it antisocial. It breaches social and legal standards to get its

    way even while it mimics the human qualities of empathy, caring and

    altruism. It suffers no guilt. Diagnosis: the institutional embodiment

    of laissez-faire capitalism fully meets the diagnostic criteria or a

    psychopath.

To

reach this judgment the film takes a creative and effective approach.

It runs through a checklist used by psychiatrists and psychologists to

diagnose mental illness. The list is based on the diagnostic criteria

of the World Health Organization and DSM IV. By going through the list,

the film attaches the following characteristics to a corporation:

    • callous unconcern for the feelings of others

    • incapacity to maintain enduring relationships

    • reckless disregard for the safety of others

    • deceitfulness: repeated lying and conning others for profit

    • incapacity to experience guilt

    • failure to conform to social norms with respect to lawful behaviours

Based

on this assessment corporation, the film concludes that corporations

are psychopaths. To support this contention, a former FBI agent

familiar with psychopathy is interviewed.

The Corporation

is playing in theatres across Canada; will be aired by TVO in Ontario,

Canada; and, American distribution is expected. DVD and VHS copies will

be available.

Must viewing for activists

The

Corporation is important viewing for activists around the world.

Regardless of the business or industry you work in –- biotechnology,

banking, ranching, agriculture, transportation, manufacturing, fishing,

chemical, pharmaceutical, nanotechnology, financial services, computer,

retail, fast food, etc. -–- NGOs and activists who oppose you will be

inspired and motivated by the film. And regardless of where your

business is located – Canada, the United States, New Zealand,

Australia, the United Kingdom, Germany, France, Poland, India,

Pakistan, South Africa, Japan, you name it – the film will successfully

recruit more activists, invigorated to challenge the corporate world.

(A visit to the film’s online discussion forum reveals how activists

are reacting to the film.)

In making their anti-corporate

film, the producers interviewed many people from the business world,

including spokesman for the Disney-built town of Celebration Andrea

Finger, Goodyear Tire Chairman and former CEO Sam Gibara, former Royal

Dutch Shell Chairman Sir Mark Moody-Stuart, Landor and Associates CEO

Clay Timon, Initiative Media Vice President Lucy Hughes, Canadian

Council for International Business President and CEO Robert Keyes,

Pfizer Vice President Tom Kline, Burson Marsteller Worldwide CEO Chris

Komisarjevsky, and IBM Vice President Irving Wladawsky-Berger.

The Corporation

is a powerful film. Its perspective is clear. In an interview,

commodities trader Carlton Brown says that when the terrorists directed

planes into the Twin Towers in Sept. 11, 2001, the question on brokers’

minds was “How much is gold up?” In other interviews, the corporations

are described as modern slave owners and CEOs are seen as monsters

because corporations are monstrous.

The anti-corporate

movement is strong and getting strong. Dealing with it is probably the

most difficult and important challenge confronting PR folks. It’s

certainly far more important and challenging than dealing with a

crisis. A crisis comes and goes. It’s usually pretty clear-cut and

business generally resumes when it’s over.

Activist attacks threaten democracy, health, education and environment

Attacks

on the idea of the corporate are attacks on capitalism. They are a

vague and ill-defined. When they start and when they end is impossible

to determine. They occur at anytime from any direction from any of

hundreds of special interest groups and NGOs. If they are successful,

however, they destroy capitalism and the associated democracy, both of

which have paved the way to improved health care, greater longevity,

higher education standards, enhanced environmental standards, and ever

improving standards of living around the world.


This is

grand thinking and conceptualization. It’s beyond the scope of most PR

folks who focus on the next news cycle, the next fiscal quarter, and

the bottom line. Yet, if the anti-capitalism movement isn’t viewed in

this larger context, the consequences are much more dire than a merely

tarnished brand.


The Corporation

and its web site provide valuable insight to the

anti-corporate/capitalist movement. All PR folks are encouraged to view

them to understand what activists are really up to.

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Spot the O’Hara

In the photo below, which person is the direct descendant of an Irish-American school teacher named James O’Hara? The born-in-Manila mocha-skinned gentleman on the left, or the sweet red-haired-and-freckled lass on the right?


Kiss me, I’m 12.5% Irish!

The guy on the left, naturally. Can’t you tell?

During the Great Famine, one James O’Hara left County Cork, Ireland for the United States and a better life. At around the same time, one Catherine Kelly, whose sister was supposed to leave for America but chickened out, took her sister’s steamship ticket and left in her place. Somehow both James and Catherine ended up in Ohio, met each other and got married.

One of their children, also named James, was a teacher. The United States had just won the Spanish-American war, and one of the territories handed over to the U.S. was a Spanish colony called the Philippine Islands. The Americans were establishing a presence there, and there was a call for all kinds of workers, including teachers.

James boarded a ship in San Francisco and set sail for Manila. He ended up outside Manila in the city of Antipolo, where he settled down, got married, had several children and learn to speak and read Spanish and Tagalog fluently.

One of his children is Marietta O’Hara, who was my fair-skinned, green-eyed grandmother. Marietta married Guillermo deVilla Sr., had a kid named Guillermo O’Hara deVilla Jr., who in turn had me. The combination of Irish and Filipino genes makes us great partiers who can hold their drink and have strong family ties and fabulous shoe collections.

Happy St. Patrick’s Day, everybody!

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Notes from the "The Corporation" presentation, part 1

Here’s the first of my notes from last night’s session with Joel Bakan, author of The Corporation. More later today.


Innis TownHall Theatre was packed solid, even with the extra

folding chairs that had been set up. It was decided to open the

balconies which ran the length of the sides of the theatre. Eldon and I

took seats on the atrium steps to the near the front of the theatre,

just to the right of the seats.

They first showed the trailer for the movie, followed by clips. Among the clips were:

  • The

    “Bad Apples” Sequence: A rapid-fire series of jump-cuts from news

    programs in which various interviewees kept saying that the scandals of

    2002 (Enron, Worldcom, Arthur Andersen, et. cie.) were either “just a

    few bad apples” or “not just a few bad apples”.

  • Michael Moore,

    talking about the cognitive dissonance between the products we make and

    the effects they have, citing his family’s history of working on th

    elines at General Motors.

  • Ray Anderson, president of Interface,

    talking about the epiphany he had. His discovery that his business —

    carpet tiles — was not an asset to the planet and not sustainable.

    This discovery, in his own words, was “a spear through his heart”.

  • Noam

    Chomsky, complete with the finger-wagging that is his stock in trade,

    talking about the difference between the individuals in corpoations —

    very nice people — and the corporations as entities — not very nice.

  • Commodities trader Carlton Brown, who said that he could guarantee that the first thought

    running through the mind of every trader who wasn’t in the World Trade

    Center on 9/11 was “How much is gold up?”

  • Lucy Hughes, Director of Research for AdLink (VP of Initiative Media during filming) and co-conceiver of a concept called The Nag Factor,

    talking about how her book and her studies were not about helping

    parents cope with nagging, it’s to help us help kids nag more

    effectively in order to sell more children’s products. “Is it ethical?”

    she asks, with a grin. “I don’t know.”

Origin story

  • 1997 – Bakan had just published a book about Canadian Charter of Rights.
  • He

    came to the conclusion that the reasons why the Canadian Constitution

    had little or no impact on social justice was that the rights specified

    within dealt with the behaviour of the goverment towards people.

    Corporations have more power over people these days.

  • With economic globalization, corporations do more than making products. They dictate political, economic and social conditions.
  • We need to look at and think about corporations in the same way we do with governments.
  • The Corporation was originally conceived as an academic book
  • The problem with academic books: largely inaccessible, read mostly by other academics.
  • Met

    Mark Ackbar (co-directed “Manufacturing Consent”), who said “Why don’t

    I make a film about the book?” “The book doesn’t exist.” from this came

    the idea to write the book and make the film simultaneously.

The pitch

  • 3.5 years to get funding for the film
  • Lots of pitches, many unsuccessful
  • Fortunately

    as a lawyer, he is trained in the art of persuading people of certain

    things (“often you have to do this for thing you tyourself don’t

    believe.”)

  • Pitching to TV people is similar to making a case in court
  • You

    can’t just walk to Sony or Miramax and say you want to make a film that

    says their institution is psycopathic. He talked to public companies.

  • Turned down by CBC
  • Bakan

    has two theories as to why they were turned down: the film idea was (a)

    too edgy (b) not edgy enough. He thinks that both were true.

  • Kept falling between the two poles of too/not controversial enough
  • VisionTV first sponsor; TVOntario also funded the film.
  • Raised $1.4M to shoot the film
  • The

    film couldn’t have been made in the US where public broadcasting is

    heavily funded by corporations. Testament to the value of public

    broadcasting and the public sphere.

  • Trying not to focus on the “bad execs”, and not just “bad corporations”, but a larger topic: the corporation as a generic entity

The “Bad Apple” Jump-Cuts in the Film

  • Mark

    Ackbar got a sattelite dish and taped news channels in the wake of the

    Enron/Worldcom scandals for source material for this sequence.

  • 80% of the pundits said it was “just a few bad apples”, 20% said the opposite.
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Cory’s notes of Bruce Sterling’s SXSW Rant-a-Thon

I really should take much greater pains to make sure I’m at South By

Southwest Interactive Festival next year. Once again, I missed Bruce Sterling’s usual

excellent keynote, followed by his equally excellent party. Cory took

notes, and here are some snippets:


My next book is a technothriller called Zenith Angle,

near future — it’s an sf novel, but not set in the future. Gibson’s

doing this too. It’s a trend among aging cyberpunks. It’s not cyberpunk, it’s not steampunk, it’s NOWpunk.

You’ve gotta be tired, weary and grey to set your sf in the present day.


This is a genius administration for inspiring angry rhetoric. It’s got

a nice, interesting consistency. I like Rumsfeld, I dig his poetry. Job

one in the Bush Admin is to get it spun: they’re an

info-war-centric outfit. If you get it spun, you don’t need to get it

done.

Controlling the message is more important to them than controlling the

underlying reality. It’s a blatant part of their ideology. Their global

climate change policy is in defiance of the laws of physics, it’s Lysenkoism. The Union of Concerned Scientists has a page documenting the Bushies’ Lysenkoism from climate change to on.


It’s popular to freak out over Indian offshoring, but that’s shortsighted. If you really want 1BB people to remain ignorant and

backward forever, why not embrace it at home? Were we more prosperous

during the century when the American South was backwards and ignorant?

Indians are opposed to this, too! There’s a spinning wheel on the

Indian flag — Ghandi’s wheel, with which he made his own clothes to

frustrate multinational English clothes corporations. Not only was he

relentlessly against offshoring, but in order to effect change, he spun

his own fibres. Always! He was always making his own clothes with his

own hands all the damn time: he made that simple cruddy loincloth with

his own hands.


The Spanish PM lost his job for bullshitting, for spinning the train attack as Basques when it was obviously Al Quaeda. In Spain

they’re tired of bullshit. They followed the PM to the poll and booed

him: Put down that ballot, you lying son of a bitch. They were sick of

the deceit. It wasn’t the war, it was the policy of spin and feeding

lies. It’s the dismal business.


Coming up: Martin Rees, a UK scientist thinks that the chances of our

civilization surviving the 21st century are 50-50. I’ve met him, he’s

got his facts straight.

I’m cheered up by that! 50-50! Those are great damned odds. This year

was the 50th anniversary of the Bikini Atoll test, since the

crust-busting bomb was invented, and we haven’t blown ourselves up.

We’re up to 50-50!


I watch sustainability — the 20th Century isn’t do-able. We need to

work on this. Austin’s a good city to watch people try to solve things.

Austin’s a happy place, and imperiled, but doing the right thing. I

take comfort in Havel’s statement about hope: “This isn’t a facile

expectation that things will turn out well, but the conviction that

what you’re doing makes sense no matter how things turn out.” And

that’s what Austin is up to.

Once again, Cory’s full notes are here.