“Come home with me! I’ll give you…THREE DOLLARS…”
[ via del.icio.us, which I really need to use more often ] How to use a hand puppet to meet, attract, and date tons of single women. Here’s the relevant snippet:
Puppet Method” to meet single women in nightclubs. Here’s how he does
it:
First, you will need a hand puppet. You can buy them at your major toy stores such as Toys R Us.
Bring your hand puppet with you to a nightclub where there are lots of single ladies.
When you see a girl that you’re attracted to, approach her and tap her
on the shoulder lightly with your puppet and when she turns around
raise your hand puppet towards her face and say something like this
with your puppet, “Hi beautiful, would you like to dance with me?” Move
your puppet up and down with your hand as you are saying your script
just as if the puppet was really talking. And be sure to talk in a real
silly voice.
What happens next? She’s going to die laughing and think that you are
so funny. Plus, you will make a very favorable impression on her
because women love a guy with a sense of humor. And, of course, she
will most likely dance with you.
I know this method of meeting single women seems a little silly, but
try it. It works like a charm for my friend and it can work for you
too.
I’ll bet this could be turned into a decent social experiment / paying newspaper article. Hmm…
It’s not just another Sunday, but the Sunday leading up to Christmas! It’s that time…
Here’s wishing Alex Bruesewitz a speedy recovery — yes, he’s behind a racist lie that endangers…
Since it’s Sunday, it’s time for me to post the memes, pictures, and cartoons floating…
Since it’s Sunday, it’s time for me to post the memes, pictures, and cartoons floating…
It’s not just a new week, but a new month! And since it’s Sunday, it’s…
Here’s a special edition of my weekly picdump that features Thanksgiving-themed pictures, infographics, and meme.…
View Comments
yes - because fake personas are a great way to start a relationship.
(your accordion isn't a fake persona)
Would speaking through the puppet necessitate using a fake persona? Couldn't it just be breaking the ice facilitated through a contrived (but useful) means, sort of like "speed dating"?
(Suddenly I'm reminded to actors like Kevin Costner. Sure, he takes on lots of roles, but he's always the same guy in all of them!)
Ugh. I would run in fear if someone approached me with a hand puppet...
--Ani
Hey, a hand-puppet is a lot cheaper than an accordion. And easier to play, too!
Now if the hand-puppet were to play the accordion...
(sorry, it's been a long day)
i agree, ani--i would NOT be impressed and more likely annoyed...
--cynthia
ummmmm did you see the recent Diesel Sweeties? The only thing that keeps it from being tottaly about you is the lack of accordion