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Is This Autoeroticism? (or: German Fetish Videos Are Weird, Man)

Pump that pedal, baby! Oooooooh yeah.

Carstuckgirls.com is a German site where you can ogle still photos and purchase videos of young women whose cars are stuck in the mud, snow or sand. The photos and videos are quite safe for work; the models in the videos are fully clothed, although wearing tight jeans or short skirts. That’s all there is to these photos and videos — just comely lasses whose vehicles are stuck, and their attempts to get out.

In these videos, the “money shots” are close-ups of the woman’s foot pumping the accelerator in an attempt to free the car. Some videos also come with “stuck-stories” — first-person narratives supposedly written by the “carstuckgirl” describing how her car got stuck and how she extricated herself. For those of you who have a reputation to protect, you can request for the video to be shipped to you in a plain brown envelope.

This is about as saucy as these videos get.

Looking at the pictures on the site, I feel like those people who stare at stereograms for hours and fail to find the hidden image. Perhaps I’m just an old “stick in the mud”.

Joey deVilla

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