Ross: So, would you like to start off by making a statement?
Me: As a matter of fact, I would.
Ross: Go ahead.
Me: I would like to warn you
that I have taken some special precautions. If at any point I find that
I do not like the way the review is going, I have a sniper who’s taken
a position in the rafters who will shoot you.
Ross: I’m going to call you bluff and kick your ass to the curb. You are now the former Technical Community Development Coordinator, my friend.
Me (into hidden lapel mic): Blofeld to Jaws: Eliminate Mr. Bond.
Ross: You don’t scare me with your fakety-fake “supervillain” act, Mister Accodion Chu–ACK!
Thanks to Andy “termie” Smith for the pic!
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It's okay boys and girls. I survived Joey's sneak attack. He forgot about my special Kevlar Tucows shirt.
Tradeshow schwag...feh. Think again!!