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Rules Were Made to be Broken!

Here’s a photo that just landed in my inbox. It’s from the “Give Me Liberty” party that look place last Thursday.


The accordion is the true rebel’s instrument.

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“My blog! My blog! My blog! It’s in my head!”

Today’s User Friendly continues with its storyline on blogging:

In case you were wondering, here are the lyrics for the first part of Lump by The Presidents of the United States of America (their site currently opens with a sound snippet from Lump):

Lump sat alone in a boggy marsh
Totally motionless except for her heart
Mud flowed up into Lump’s pajamas
Which totally confused all the passing piranhas

She’s Lump! She’s Lump! She’s Lump!
She’s in my head
She’s Lump! She’s Lump! She’s Lump!
She’s might be dead

Lump lingered last in line for brains
And the one she got was sorta rotten and insane
Small things so sad that birds could land
Is Lump fast asleep or rockin’ out with the band

I think Illiad could’ve done better than assonating “pyjamas” with “parameters”. I’d have written

I blog all day in my pyjamas
And check to see if I’m in LJDrama

Lump is part of my accordion repertoire. Maybe I’ll shot a video of me performing the User Friendly parody.

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“What else is there?”

In Dave Hegeman’s review of Richard Florida’s The Rise of the Creative
Class and How it’s Transforming Work, Leisure, Community and Everyday Life
(which I wrote about in this entry), he wrote this about the cities and enclaves that attract a mix of techies and “creatives”:

Welcome to the brave new world of economic prosperity, technological progress, and alienation. The coffee may be good and the music cool, but there is a spiritual and relational emptiness at the core of these hip new neighbourhoods which is bound to reveal itself in due time.

Reading that part of the review, I was reminded of a character in an Encyclopedia Brown story who wished a curse on all the ships of the world after getting food poisoning from a submarine sandwich.

This got me thinking about a half-remembered exchange from Douglas Coupland’s novel, Microserfs. If you go to a geek’s house, you’re quite likely to find a copy of it
in one of their bookshelves (probably alongside copies of A Brief History of Time and Ender’s Game). The book is generally thought of by programmers as chillingly accurate; I remember reading it sometime during the first few weeks of my first job as a CD-ROM developer and thinking “I know these people! I’m reading about us!” I later found out that Coupland did some pretty intensive research into geek lives: he had Microsoft arrange for him to live and hang out with with six employees they had selected for six weeks.

I dug up my copy of Microserfs and found what I was looking for near the beginning of Chapter 2 (titled “Oop”). In the conversation, Dan, the book’s narrator (who is
painfully introspective in that way that Coupland narrators tend to be) is asked a big question his housemate, Todd, one of those coders whose life is either coding or furthering his studliness through working out, his Toyota Supra and one-night-stands. (A little more backgroud: Todd’s parents are the sort of religious fundamentalists who have an innate distrust in science and technology and constantly try to get him to leave the high-tech world and come back to the fold.)

In walks Karla, Dan’s new girlfriend, who gets the best lines in the book.


The Cablevision was out for some reason, and Todd was just lying there, flexing his arms on the floor in front of the snowy screen. He said to me, “There has to be more to existence than this. ‘Dominating as many broad areas of automated consumerism as possible’ — that doesn’t seem to cut it anymore.” Todd?

The speech was utterly unlike him — thinking about life beyond his triceps or his Supra. Maybe, like his parents, he has a deep-seated need to believe in something, anything. For now it’s his bod…I think.

He said, “What we do at Microsoft is just as repetitive and dreary as any other job, and the pay’s the same as any other job if you’re not in the stock loop, so what’s the deal…why do we get so into it? What’s the engine that pulls us through the repetition? Don’t you ever feel like a cog, Dan?…what — the term ‘cog’ is outdated — a cross-platform highly transportable binary object?

I said, “Well, Todd, work isn’t, and was never meant to be a person’s whole life.”

“Yeah, I know that, but aside from the geek badge-of-honor stuff about doing cool products first and shipping them on time and money, what else is there?

I thought about this. “So what is it you’re really asking me?”

“Where does morality enter our lives, Dan? How do we justify what we do to the rest humanity? Microsoft is no Bosnia.”

Religious upbringing.

Karla came into the room at this point. She turned off the TV set and looked at Todd square in the eyes and said, “Todd, you exist not only as a member of a family or a company or a country, but as a member of a species — you are human. You are part of humanity. Our species currently has major problems and we’re trying to dream our way out of these problems and we’re using computers to do it. The construction of hardware and software is where the species is investing its very survival, and this construction requires zones of peace, children born of peace and the absence of code-interfering distractions. We may not achieve trascendence through computation, but we will keep ourselves out of the gutter with them. What you perceive of as a vaccuum is an earthly paradise — the freedom to, quite literally, line
by line, prevent humanity from going nonlinear.”

She sat down on the couch, and there was rain drumming on the roof, and I realized that there weren’t enough lights on in the room and we were all quiet.

Karla said, “We all had good lives. None of us were ever victimized as far as I know. We have never wanted for anything, nor have we ever lusted for anything. Our parents are all together, except for Susan’s. We’ve been dealt good hands, but the real morality here, Todd, is whether these good hands are squandered on uncreative lives, or whether these hands are applied to continuing humanity’s dream.

The rain continued.

“It’s no coincidence that as a species we invented the middle classes. Without the middle classes, we couldn’t have had the special type of mindset that consistently spits out computational systems, and our species could never have made it to the next level, whatever that level’s going to be. Chances are the middle classes aren’t even part of the next level. But that’s neither here nor there. Whether you like it or not, Todd, you, me, Dan, Abe, Bug and Susan — we all of us the fabricators of the human dream’s next REM cycle. We are building the center from which all else will be held. Don’t  question it, Todd, and don’t dwell on it, but never ever let yourself forget it.”

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Accordion, Instrument of the Gods It Happened to Me Toronto (a.k.a. Accordion City)

Mysterion Meets the Accordion!

I am just one of the buskers on Queen Street West,
a lovely stretch of trendy boutiques, electronics shops, off-beat
stores, bars and restautants, the CityTV/MuchMusic/Bravo/Space
television headquarters and street vendors. Another busker is Mysterion the Mind Reader, who performs feats of magic and mentalism for passers-by on the weekends. I occasionally provide backup music for his act (Meryle’s written about it).

He likes trying on my accordion, and I got took some photos. You can check them out the photo album or the slideshow.


Doesn’t he look like Jon Stewart’s evil younger brother?

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Accordion, Instrument of the Gods Music Toronto (a.k.a. Accordion City)

Kickass Karaoke Triple Threat!

If you’re in Accordion City this coming week, be advised that there are
not one, not two, but three Kickass Karaokes taking place!

The dates and locations are:

  • Wednesday, June 16th: It’s the monthly mayhem at the Bovine Sex Club (542 Queen Street West,
    just east of Bathurst). Thanks to the newly-enacted “no smoking in bars
    law”, this cozy venue just got a little bit nicer. I’ll be attending
    this one.

  • Friday, June 18th: A special edition of Kickass Karaoke at the new hipster hangout, the Drake Hotel (1150 Queen Street West, 3 blocks east of Dufferin). I can’t make this one, as I will be attending the Om Festival as part of my annual camping ritual.
  • Sunday, June 20th: The biweekly bacchanal at the Rivoli (334 Queen Street West, just east of Spadina). I will be there, as will my special guest all the way from Boston, Wendy the Redhead (she’ll be here for the week of the 20th).
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“User Friendly” on Gaming and Blogging

The current storyline of the webcomic User Friendly is rather relevant to me…


Oh, Sid, you speak as if there’s something wrong with “Look at me!” behaviour. I’ll bet you’re one of those damned introverts.

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A Scene from the “Give Me Liberty” Street Party


Photo by Frank Lemire. Thanks, Frank!

Details later.